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worrying is like worshipping the problem
and brother i’m on my knees
i need to say this in a safe space. i hate the word hubby. it is revolting. i never want to have to see or hear that word again
heterosexual women, i am holding your hand while i say this. please… enough. haven’t we endured enough?
doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening
ALTWe should start doing this for all artists actually
ALTpredictions are locked in. 2026 is going to be a good one
having a job is very weird bcos by and large your coworkers will be a variety of ages and you will not all be at the same stage of life. your coworker will be like, well I’m off home to spend time with my husband & child, what are you going to do with your evening? and you’re like, well, I plan on playing Rollercoaster Tycoon for as much as it as possible
And you are older than them
HAYLEY WILLIAMS
for Schön! Magazine
I hope Rian Johnson gets to make as many Benoit Blanc movies as there are Agatha Christie adaptations and more. I hope Daniel Craig gets to play the dapper, enigmatic, theater gay detective Benoit Blanc until he physically can't act anymore. And I hope that role far overshadows playing James Bond for years as his artistic legacy.
Johnson is the first writer in a long time to understand that the the serial detective archetype is a trickster spirit who takes power from the violently corrupt, and gives it to a common person who has passed his tests to prove they're good of heart and would use those resources to improve the world.
men don’t wear long sleeve shirts under graphic tees anymore and i think that’s why the economy is in shambles
i bring a "technically i could do this tomorrow" energy to things that tomorrow me really resents
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Hate when I type in the first letter of my email and the text box immediately goes ❌🚫INCORRECT! FILL IN A COMPLETE EMAIL ADRESS!🚫❌ I’m still working on it!! Chill out!!