Sure Boss I'd Still Love Ya If You Was A Woim — apparently everyone else in the whole world is...

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apparently everyone else in the whole world is playing a version of deltarune where the only characters are tenna, spamton, the 3 mikes, and friend

yeah it's real dire like remember the main characters...? Queen? Jevil? Lancer? Rouxls? Seam? the Weather Duo used to be kinda popular... Jackenstein everyone forgot existed immediately I don't even mind the characters listed (except friend who isn't even really a character) but. man Deltarune

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#yeah it's real dire #but. man #Deltarune

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tysonfurybattlepass
tysonfurybattlepass

devastatingly torn between the canon fact that lancer has eyes (as seen in that dumb fucking face he makes) and the objectively cooler interpretation that he has a gigantic fucking hole in the center of his face

the-golden-ghost

What if he can just spawn eyes whenever he feels like it

retractable eyes the way cats have retractable claws Deltarune eye horror cw sorry just in case anyone didn't want to picture that sghgdajhsgdjshdg
tysonfurybattlepass

the-golden-ghost asked:

Do you think Rouxls and Seam sit around and roast Jevil for being driven mad by the Video Game Knowledge since they apparently also have it but don't care?

Jevil: This means murder is okay right?
Seam and Rouxls: This means those ASSHOLES are gonna say our names wrong :/

tysonfurybattlepass answered:

this is so funny to me. you KNOW rouxls is the only one who actually cares if you pronounce his name wrong. seam’s using it for the goof. looking for any opportunity to tell a terrible joke (and laugh at their own terrible joke)

meanwhile rouxls is losing sleep over it. lies awake every night worried sick knowing that some cosmic entity might be pronouncing his name wrong lmao

the-golden-ghost

Rouxls; busting into King’s room at 3:35 am: WHATE IFFE THE COSMIC BEINGES THAT CONTROLLE OUR VERIE EXISTENCE PROUNOUNCETH MINE NAME “ROOZLES”!?!?!!”

King: What

Deltarune I'm not even sure if King has 'aware of Player' levels of metaknowlege so this is particularly weird for him anyway. imagine being granted Divine Knowlege of the Gods Themselves and finding out they say your name wrong
umbralundertaler

the-golden-ghost asked:

Okay now I want the Chapter 3 secret boss to have Pandora symbolism. They looked behind Door Number One where they were forbidden to look and saw only darkness and the wretchedness of futility

(+ hope?)

umbralundertaler answered:

omg… Only vaguely related to this but

Imagine ch3 has a big calamity happen before the events of the story, but its more like a natural disater rather than Someones Fault. The secret boss reveals that they opened the equivalent of pandoras box out of curiosity and Thats what caused the calamity, but theyre pretty isolated like spamton so despite telling kris nobody knows that they did it.

And it remains that way throught the end of the chapter. They seemingly never see any consequences from opening the box.

the-golden-ghost

MAN YEAH

Depending on their personality that could go a lot of ways. Are they shattered by guilt? Do they not care at all because they got to Know The Truth and everything else was a worthy sacrifice (especially if they learned that the world is just a game)? Are they glad they did it? Horrified? Indifferent? I guess if they’re not telling everyone they did it they probably know it was a problem but then again maybe they’ve just been longing to tell someone what they know, it’s just that no one ever comes to visit them…

Deltarune okay I like this idea a LOT
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the-golden-ghost

Oh speaking of Seam I had a Weird Deltarune Dream last night and GUESS WHO WAS THE FEATURE :D

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bro…….

the-golden-ghost

More on this (just cause)

Keep in mind my dreams don’t make sense so this won’t make sense

  • There were like two Bonus Content Spinoff Games for UT/DR that got released
  • I was playing them with my friend (shoutout to @3wisellamas​ for making a guest appearance in my subconscious)
  • The second one was just like some weird crossover thing that I barely remember except that Papyrus and Flowey were in it
  • But the FIRST one was uh… kind of a horror game?
  • It was point and click and you had to go through the rooms in Kris’s house and look for Secrets about Toriel’s past
  • The house was really dark and warped and the game wasn’t 8-bit, it was like a CGI render and it was 1st person perspective. You as the Player also were not Kris but they were traveling alongside you (no idea who you were in this. Maybe yourself)
  • Anyway interacting with stuff will unlock cutscenes and sometimes you see stuff about Toriel’s past
  • And you eventually learn that she learned of the Dark Worlds when she was a young child but never entered them
  • And the knowledge that everything in the world was alive and had a soul would have apparently driven her insane and she wasn’t supposed to learn that 
  • SO
  • Seam 
  • Who was her beloved stuffed animal companion and had been shown with her in every scene so far
  • But who was not immediately recognizable as themself due to the artstyle showing them as pretty much just a fuzzy purplish-gray toy with no distinguishing features
  • Decided to link their soul to Toriel’s (not permanently) which would allow their magic to combine and Change A Fate (in this case Toriel’s. But also Seam’s)
  • They did this and Toriel no longer knew of the Dark Worlds but she also no longer knew who Seam was and though it was just a random toy she’d found outside so that’s where she left them
  • By the side of the lake half-submerged in the water and with part of their face ripped away by the sheer force of the magic they’d used to save her
  • And that was like the only clear image of Seam in the entire dream btw they were always THERE but they were always just… displayed as this nondescript background prop that Toriel was always carrying until their Fate Changed
  • That’s all I can really remember honestly but it was buckwild and I’m glad my subconscious decided to have a Be Emo About Seam Night for no reason
Deltarune my sleeping brain: hey what if we invented a whole tragic backstory for this random shopkeeper

There’s a BIG difference between “Deltarune stuff I think is canon/likely to be canon” and “Deltarune stuff I think probably isn’t canon but I think is very funny/good so I engage with it”

also I almost never 100% subscribe to any given theory I'm usually like 'oh wow that's interesting!' and toss it on the pile of 'concepts to explore' without ever committing please. I mean entire theses can be undone with 1 line of dialogue in this damn game you really think I'm gonna be enough of a fool to declare a side?
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