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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
the-internet-sage
the-internet-sage

welcome to the blog people

On this blog I intend to be a person who can and will give advice on anything you ask. (Note that the trustworthiness of the advice may vary depending on how much I know)

things to know:

the ask box is open to everyone (including anon)

do not send me nsfw stuff or try to be mean (NOT ON MAH BLOG)

as of writing this, my interests are drawing, writing, idw sonic comics, dungeons and dragons and murder drones

also I am very new to tumblr so I may not know what I’m doing

the-internet-sage

Discord: the_internet_sage

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bumpsyp1ains
bumpsyp1ains

amy: …sticks.


sticks: yes, ma’am!


amy: you don’t have to call me ma’am


sticks: yes, sir!


amy: …you know what, close enough; do you know why i’m talking to you right now?


sticks: nope!


amy: really? so there’s no way i just saw you lovingly staring at a tide pod just now?


sticks: doesn’t sound like something i’d do!


amy: and when i knocked, you didn’t just down the whole thing in one gulp, and audibly swallow, yeah?


sticks: you mean the thing you, trip, belle, and many others have told me not to do several times? of course not!


amy: and i’m meant to ignore the how to eat a tidepod youtube tutorial open on my laptop?


sticks, shutting the laptop: i think it’s best we all ignore that


amy: right… so let me get this straight. you, sticks the badger, expect me, amy rose, to believe that you, sticks the badger, in no reality, would swallow a tide pod?


sticks: you betcha!


amy: and why wouldn’t you?


sticks: because i wouldn’t just swallow it!


amy: do tell, what would you do?


sticks: if i had one in my mouth, i would wanna savor the blueberry and orange filling!


amy:


amy: so you DIDN’T eat it


sticks, coughing: no


amy: you would never


sticks, coughing increasing: no


amy: you DON’T need an ambulance right now


sticks, turning pale: any reason why i would?


amy: well, for one thing, tide pods are lethally toxic; so much so that i don’t think even you could handle it


sticks:


sticks: that doesn’t sound like something that’d be on a youtube tutorial


amy: mhm


sticks: wouldn’t be blueberry and orange flavored, either


amy: i agree


sticks: a-amy?


amy: yes, sticks, sweetie?


sticks: on a completely unrelated note, c-could you call that ambulance?


amy, while sirens play outside her house: oh, i called them moments before we had this conversation


sticks, as she falls to the ground: thank youuuuu…

puhpandas
doublefallen

update from the discord group courtesy of one of my mutuals;


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do not trust that damned survey. change your discord password. utilize 2FA.

I use 2FA on every website I log into, and it didn't ask for any details when I took the survey, but I still don't trust that thing at all. One can never be too safe.

venusinverted

to be clear, the one that is a scam is the one that asks for your Discord login information. there is a legitimate one that does not ask for ANY information and that one is a legitimate qualtrics survey from Discord. make sure you always check sites and links before you click on them fellas!

akilah12902

The legit survey has been closed down as of yesterday.

The phishing scam is taking advantage of the high emotions about AI, but if anything online asks for your login info (that is not on the actual verified website that belongs to that login that you navigated to yourself (not a link from an email or post!)), that is a huge sign to STOP.

nassef-mahmoud
nassef-mahmoud

I'm writing these words with a heavy heart and a sense of shame…

It's not easy for a doctor and pharmacist who has dedicated their life to serving people to reach out and ask for help, but circumstances are harsher than any pride.


My pharmacy was completely destroyed by the war,

and my home wasn't spared either… and I no longer have any source of income to support myself and my family.


I was forced to reopen a simple pharmacy, a tent,

offering no protection from the winter cold or the rain,

and with the recent storms, the tent itself was ruined,

and I continue to work in unbearable conditions,

but only because I don't know how to stop or give up.


The situation is extremely difficult… and the need is dire,

and the hardest thing is the feeling of abandonment,

when you feel alone,

and that many of the people you stood by didn't stand by you in this time.


I'm not asking for luxury,


nor anything more than what's necessary.

I'm asking for a life of dignity and a chance to get back on my feet.


Whoever can help, even a little,

may God reward them on behalf of me and my family.

And whoever can't, please share this post.

Forgive me… The pain is immense,

and the need is greater than silence.

🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

This campaign has been fully verified by @90-ghost here

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sharif85
gaza-giving-tree

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@shareeffamily

@shariffamilyy

Story written by @fabricated-pessimist

In Gaza, hundreds of thousands of parents are left speechless as they endure the countless atrocities inflicted upon their children. For many families, they lose their child before they even have the chance to truly know them—their dreams, their aspirations.

The Alamoudi family longed for a child for years. After enduring four grueling rounds of IVF, they were finally blessed with twins. But their joy was short-lived. As the war raged on, their baby, Ahmed, was born with urgent medical needs—holes in his heart requiring immediate surgery. On top of this, he suffers from nerve damage in his eye. Yet his parents are powerless, unable to seek the medical care he desperately needs, forced to watch helplessly as their child’s condition deteriorates by the day.

Imagine being a parent, filled with love and hope, only to realize that your child is being denied the medical attention they deserve because of an inhumane crisis. Ahmed’s father, Sharif, is unable to work overseas due to a herniated disc that causes severe spinal and nerve pain. As of this writing, their campaign has gone without donations for a long time.

We implore you—please, consider donating. Even the cost of a daily coffee could bring this family a moment of peace in their desperate fight to save their child.

You can donate to the Alamoudi family’s GoFundMe campaign [HERE].

This campaign has been vetted by @90-ghost

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