I don’t want a sugar daddy but maybe like a sugar buddy. 

I just hit him up like “Hey how are you today?” 

and he replies “Doing great thanks for asking here’s $7,000.” 

He is browsing the shops for christmas goods

Dude living downstairs has been loudly rapping for like 10 minutes, then suddenly did a high pitched scream, and now its silent down there

Oh, it’s you. It’s been a long time. How have you been? I’ve been really busy being dead. You know, after you murdered me.

hes waiting by the microwave

the bravery of a girl who has to decide what is for dinner and then cook it and then wash dishes every day forever and ever.

adhd tip you can replace a “meal” with up to 3 hours of “the app” but watch out