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Like Cartoon Vampires

by The Convenience

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1.
Well my position is nothing I've come for your car And I complain with the poor things Like it was luck of the draw I found myself with my head held high They lay me out on the floor I keep on playing the forfeitor Yeah, I keep on playing the forfeitor I got exactly what I wanted Exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted Exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted I wanted Dream of a number Curve of a half pipe Holding the rope and the dogs on fire I can't believe it I'm wired They got the passion to drive I play disaster reporter I play the church that you like I got exactly what I wanted Exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted Exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted I wanted, I wanted I, I got exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted I got exactly what I wanted
2.
Target Offer 03:16
I wanna live on the top of the mount No speech no sound just radio wire It's in the middle of a trash heap trailer That's something that speaks to me in published trick op-ed It's my target offer I am in your town I am in your town It's the sound of desire It's my target offer I am in your town Shatter glass around And I'm speaking the language I wanna live in ancient Spain Where the promise of the world is in my hands I'd analyze all pre-Christian artwork This sailor's life in a leather garment bag It's my target offer I am in your town I am in your town It's the sound of desire It's my target offer I am in your town Shatter glass around And I'm learning the language
3.
Dub Vultures 02:51
Kissing the pavement and I'm Becoming Victorian Becoming Victorian I'm sniffing around for your buried treasure Oh I'm onto you now Dub vultures Dub vultures Missing a payment and I'm I'm a historian, yeah I’m a historian I'm waiting to see who's victorious now It's getting easier, ah It's getting so easy now It should be criminal man It's getting easier, ah It's getting so easy now Somewhere over Cairo (The metal bird bash) Somewhere over Bolivia (The metal bird bash) Shot down over Arizona (The metal bird bash) Lost in the glittering zig zag zig (The metal bird bash) Mount Fuji 2pm Standing at attention And all my teeth are exactly alike (The metal bird bash) I'm into you now Dub vultures Dub vultures I spot you from miles above Dub vultures Return of the razorblade romance Return of the razorblade romance Well I'm into you now I’m into you now Dub vultures I spot you from miles above
4.
Pray'r 02:12
I sit upon your roof From several stories high I said my mouth was open I want to be the same thing And then for several years I tried my best in school I could not get across them I still can not get through Some folks love dancing Like cars love crashing And so I dance for hours And I eat the wedding flowers For the lives of people People that we'll never know I'll sing the songs of innocence I'll sing them clear and slow For the lives of people People that we'll never know I'll sing the songs of innocence Well, I'll sing them clear and slow Sing them clear and slow I wanna be the same thing I wanna be you I wanna be the same thing I wanna be you Wanna be you
5.
I'm waiting here for a train And I'm hoping it will never come For some reason I can't explain I'm finished at the starting gun Well I'll talk when they talk to me I'll speak when the time is right Blue pills just to read your mind I won't miss it when I'm far behind (Wait forever) Don't tell the end of the night crowd (Not forever) I won't be coming back now (Wait forever) Don't tell the end of the night crowd (Not forever) I won't be coming back now I'm waiting here for a train And I'm hoping it will never come For some reason I can't explain I'm finished at the starting gun Pink smoke in the killing wind So curious for a sign of life I'm standing on the corner babe So sharp I could cut the night Still waiting here for a train And I'm hoping it will never come Na na na na na (Wait forever) Don't tell the end of the night crowd (Not forever) I won't be coming back now (Wait forever) Don't tell the end of the night crowd (Not forever) I won't be coming back Well I'm waiting here for a train I’m waiting here for a train 300 miles from somewhere strange Black rock set inside the ring
6.
Opportunity 02:29
Quarter to 3 She's in the hallway Waiting to hear your Signal call Wrestle direction In old apartments We get home A car is waiting Specialty for her Opening night Thou art the captain And her the baby Windows rolled up Windows rolled up She make a face while The crowd is hummin’ Hexing the altar Of absent mind Taping a picture Of father orange But where will I be tonight when opportunity knocks And will I carry dozens of roses Here it comes A knock right at my door Back in the mirror For preparation Operator Body dissolve Operator Body dissolve
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8.
Was just a matter of time So farewell to a friend of mine He gave his life to the heavy metal A dark prince of the 8th grade culture That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became O' moon so low Tell me where do the stars go They throw pennies in the Trevi fountain Generate a little Hollywood interest That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became a dancer That's why I never became He's an artist And he's a real cool thing And he's calling So don't let it ring Well I'll wait I'll wait my turn Yeah I’ll wait I’ll wait my turn Well he's best dressed in town And maybe in the county And his status, secure And well loved by his family So I'll wait I'll wait Yeah I’ll wait I’ll…
9.
Rats 01:51
"Tell me about it" he said With a voice like sandpaper plywood Elemental and strange So flabbergasted I couldn’t even figure out how to exit the 50s style aluminum pipe diner But I creaked my neck around just the same To see if I could get eyes on the escape valve Nodding and muttering an almost imperceptible "Thank you my man" A hop, jump, flash and I was out the door Back on steam and concrete Waiting for Shelby to text me runaround coordinates Feeling like jail on my eyelids And spitting white ash from my nose In the blinding sun I could finally now see where I was Desolation street Business town, U.S.A. I cursed Shelby cuz I needed somewhere to be No supermarkets here Just designer toothpaste headboards and a bucket load of creeps Popping their sockets to get a look at the trash heap divas from the safety of their adult arcades Two fingers for world peace and deliverance Two fingers for the cafe in absentia I catch a glimpse of myself in first floor skyscraper glass Jesus, man I look like a digital ghost I bristle and pop my raincoat against my neck The water starts to roll And I’m standing there shivering in my shoes Where is a friend when you need one? In the budget electric light store I see an image of radio heat Neon angel like the one in the movies I stop and stare For a moment I'm no longer too tired to talk I'm not even living in that second I whispered something just to make sure I was still there I was still there, rats
10.
2022 03:56
I killed my mother I killed my father too Ain't that just living in 2022 In 2022 Yeah we got cellular Yeah we got driving cars They move like cartoon vampires Oh no In 2022 Yeah we got movie stars They got a whole new language They got a brand new language They're speaking modern language And I just can't understand it They talk in codes and numbers And I wear my heart on my remote Don't stand so close to me Don't stand so close When you're walking our street Don't stand so close I love my brother I love my sister too I got ambition In 2022 In 2022 In 2022 You may my my my my my In 2022 Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand so close to me Don’t stand so close to me
11.
Oh, I’m a goner Ah western boys On the payroll A little western magic Of a dark persuasion And when they make their promises They're promises they can deliver Western myth In a government town And Pepsi Cola In a stranger's kiss But now I can see their promises Are promises they can deliver I cash in While they cash out But I love it when they smile Oh I love it when they smile They coffin walk In eastern ghetto They coffin walk To karaoke When they sing "I can't see me lovin’ nobody but" "I can't see me lovin’ nobody but" Western girls They wipe the drives But I love it when they smile Oh I love it when they smile Smile Oh, I smile I’m originally from the West Coast And he’s from the northwest I’m from the South East, he’s from the Midwest I’m from the South West Ah, western boys
12.
I heard the rumor Making its way across the lawn Always a rumor The domino soul drags on and on Breaking away from the sea and sand Leaving a note that I'll never sign Writing it down in my human hand Now vanity shapes my mind I heard the rumor Red as the paint out on the door Who is the plaything Writhing around on the kitchen floor I am the son of suburban cum Black as daylight and white as night Moving away from the demimonde Now vanity shapes my mind Vanity shapes my mind Vanity shapes
13.
From the window of a plane I spy a country scene I imagine of callouses And toiling in the hay But now fake the feeling Fake the feeling till your flowers start to grow The television made a noise And I was overjoyed I wrapped my arms around Proclaiming all the junk I found Fake the feeling Fake the feeling till your flowers start to grow I had a terrible dream last night We were spinning balls of light Are names were tattooed like some Billboards to the soul And now fake the feeling Fake the feeling till your flowers start to grow Fake the feeling Fake the feeling till you get it in control Ah Ah X-rays in the sky tonight I got an X-ray heart X-rays in the sky tonight Where's your sense of humor, buddy Fake the feeling Fake the feeling till your flowers start to grow Fake the feeling Fake the feeling till you get it in your soul Ah Ah Ah Ah

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released April 18, 2025

All songs written, performed and recorded by The Convenience:
Nick Corson
Duncan Troast

Additional strings by Mac Folger
Mixed by Ross Farbe
Mastered by Timothy Stollenwerk at Stereophonic Mastering
Artwork and Layout by Nick Corson
Photos by Daniela Leal

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