- I owe you an apology about the grand jury thing. I overreacted. You’re just doing what Abbott told you to.
- Oh. Did Marcus help you decide that?
- As a matter of fact.
if there was a muppet king arthur movie, you might be tempted to have arthur played by kermit, it seems obvious on the surface. but that would be a huge mistake. because then you can’t have piggy be guinevere without the implication that kermit is being cuckolded by whichever muppet or human you get to play lancelot. the obvious best answer is to have kermit play lancelot, and have arthur be the one human actor. because then you get the joke of lancelot being french (viz. a frog), guinevere being miss piggy (iconic), and the much funnier joke of kermit cuckolding an oblivious nikolaj coster-waldau (or insert your own arthur casting here.)
I love thinking I’m a hater and then meeting a real hater and going wow that does not look fun actually. Going back to my lukewarm hater ways. Performative haterdom. I couldn’t name five hater bands.
there’s a phenomenon when it comes to enjoying a male character in a piece of media where it’s so much fun and i love my blorbo and i want to talk about my blorbo and read analysis of my blorbo but i realize very fast and very hard that the majority of fans made up a version of him that appeals to their horniness and it’s become the popular and standard interpretation and i do not care for that guy at all like i’d beat him with hammers actually
The guy I killed in the ring, I hated him. I remember, I knew he was in trouble and I kept going and going until I felt him break. It wasn’t an accident. I killed him with hate in my heart. There’s no hiding from that, there’s no solving it. God didn’t hide me or fix me. He loves me when I’m guilty.
JOSH O'CONNOR as FATHER JUD DUPLENTICY
WAKEUPDEADMAN:AKNIVESOUTMYSTERY(2025)
directed by Rian Johnson
it’s cause you’re always on that dang perfectionism
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5.05 | “No Place Like Home”
artist dude: Women are so insane and incomprehensible and mysterious…their ways are fascinating to me A regular human being and every time I write about them I delve into an alien world, fascinating and frightening
women in real life: Hey man how’s it going
even saying cost of living leaves something bitter in my mouth what kind of fucking phrase is that. vile
literally so important to have friends where you can be like “can i be insane for a second” and then you get to be insane. and they still like you afterwards
important caveat is that they need to tell you gently when you are being insane in a way that is harming you
“it’s not that deep” it’s not that shallow. now what
Carole Lombard and Clark Gable in No Man of Her Own (1932) dir. Wesley Ruggles