your mutual got called out for running a gnome gore sideblog

I’m so sick of living in this stupid haunted mansion

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Will you fuck off?

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tube of pringles

During the eight mission of Gelato Beach in Super Mario Sunshine, the level is filled with Red Cataquacks that harm Mario in addition to tossing him into the air. If Mario becomes cornered by a Cataquack into one of the concave parts on the bottom of the mirror-bearing pillars, he will be stuck in the "being tossed" animation and become unable to escape until he dies.

To add insult to injury, even though Mario is already doomed in this scenario facing only a single Cataquack, another Cataquack may join in as seen in the footage.

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Top: in Paper Mario: Color Splash, the Lemon Thing damages enemies when used in battle, and inflicts the blindness status upon them, likely due to having lemon juice squirted into their eyes.

Bottom: interestingly, Iggy Koopa has an immunity to the blindness afflicted by the lemons, which one might surmise to be due to wearing glasses and thus having his eyes protected. However, other enemies and bosses who wear glasses or shades are not immune to the effect of the lemons.

This suggests one of several scenarios:
1. Every enemy with covered eyes was supposed to be immune and only Iggy's immunity was implemented
2. None of them were supposed to be immune and Iggy's immunity is a bizarre, yet fitting, oversight
3. This is intentional, and Iggy's glasses are just better than everyone else's.

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im coughing like a dog again if anyone knows any churches or speeches or chess competitions that need someone coughing in the crowd just let me know

first day as a bouncer on the big glass bridge. here comes a rotund older lady with a boulder... doesn't look like a troublemaker. on you go

i wish you could download mods for movies. i want to watch the thing (1982) but with kurt russel in a baby slut t shirt and camo capris

[id: unfortunately, its kurt russel in the thing (1982) wearing a baby slut tshirt and camo capris.]

noone in this house appreciates anything i do

Fuck one of the cis boys in my D&D group started playing a girl and he’s better voice trained than my tranny ass

you know what you must do

It’s been taken care of.

This is a contender for my new favorite fusion paper. How does it feel to be the realest god damn scientist on the planet Dr. Smiet

the saddest beanie baby related thing ever is still trap the mouse. no birthday

hi, fun fact! Trap the mouse doesn’t have a birthday because he was THE FIRST BEANIE BABY. Before Beanie Babies had birthdays, there was Trap the Mouse.

Basically, he is too ancient for birthdays. Older than dirt, this one.

He predates the modern calendar

it’s always “how will your vampire lover react when youre on your period” and never “how will the dangerous crow boy who is becoming obsessed with you react when you have an iud”