retro-friki:

And then it immediately cuts to another scene. Guess she couldn’t sing it because of copyright reasons.

butterfly-sapphic:

kira-serialfaggot:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

hollowboobtheory:

so. how bout those files

I cannot stress this enough, donald trump has given head to bill clinton

I really thought there was nothing he could do to surprise me anymore

some magat: you know bill clinton is gonna be in the files too

me: nobody gives a fuck about Bill clinton because he hasn’t been president for a quarter of a century, dumbass

the files: now pause the movie cause what I’m about to say to yall is so damn twisted

WHAT THE FUCK HAVE I LOGGED INTO TODAY

ksantillus:

Kongming finds an unlikely ally

akkivee:

i don’t think there’s been any hypmic merch that has made me laugh so hard from secondhand embarrassment bro i am actually crying

tsarina-anadyomene:

Mommy needs to be honest kitten. You’re not a kitten, you’re a puppy, I know. Actually, that’s exactly what I wanted to talk to you about. You’ve let this whole puppygirl thing completely take over our sex life and to be honest it’s not really clear to me that you really enjoy it anymore. You really seem stuck in a short-term hedonic spiral from posting about it on tumblr and getting likes. And I know it’s hard to get out of that kind of thing but it’s really been getting out of control. You said “we’re trying for puppies” to my best friend of 15 years. Seriously? How the fuck am I supposed to live that down? No one was laughing. The room was dead silent and I wanted to sink into the floor. And this was days after I was crying my eyes out over the infertility stuff. So you came across as kind of an asshole on top of it. Yeah, I know you didn’t mean it like that but you can only point to “bourgeois morality” so many times before it starts to feel like you’re just saying “I’m sorry you got offended” you know? Like every time I try to express that some basic social decorum is necessary to preserve relationships I care about you start misquoting Bakunin. And like look you have a lot of positive qualities but I don’t think this is working anymore. We both know it hasn’t been good for a long time.

action-winter-journey:

is-the-owl-video-cute-deactivat:

dio-brand-whore:

Mana-sama (the one modeling these shots) is indeed a cis man for those unfamiliar. That is exactly how he would look with he/him in his bio.

why do people never include recent photos. hes in his fifties now and still serves (these r all from the mdm twitter)

fishfishlove:

fishfishlove:

Somehow I did not predict the High Card drama CD to have multiple ‘chris gets raped by a gorilla’ jokes.

politijohn:

Source

lynnsaundersfanfic:

ifellinthefandom:

Applies in every fandom

antiandrogen:

“queer” as an identity is a reclaimed slur and unless that slur names you then how can you reclaim it?