Imploding

by The Empty Page

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anabolic squirrel
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anabolic squirrel TEP has put together quite a nice catalogue of bangers. They are for real! Great rock rhythms with haunting vocals. Good riffs, nice tempo changes on the bridges. Imploding delivers plenty of hooks to reel ya in! This album on full repeat for a couple months now.! Favorite track: Life Is A Wave.
american_green21
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american_green21 It is another win from England, much like America, it is a land of contradictions and where the angst is palatable and sometimes all you can do is yell into the void.I am stoked to have found this band! Please give it a listen you will understand my request from hearing the first to last note on this album. Favorite track: Cock of the Fifth Year.
Barnaby William Thornton
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Barnaby William Thornton As a fan of Kel and Giz since the early days of Obsessive Compulsive and their Crash EP, I have to say Imploding by The Empty Page is 100% them at their riotous best; their gutsiest, sharpest and most beautiful.
(I also love that they've collaborated with Carp Matthew once again for the album artwork).
This is one body of work you just have to own in the mesmerising flesh. Favorite track: I'm a White Hot Blade.
Dokka Chapman
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Dokka Chapman By far and wide Kel & Giz's best work to date, a beautiful cascade of alt. rock harking back to the heyday of the likes of Garbage, Placebo and the riot grrl movement. So many bangers, including 'Dry Ice' & 'Cock Of The Fifth Year', showing that if you take your time in compiling an LP then it will ultimately pay off! Favorite track: Gorge (Oh Well).
Gareth Williams
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Gareth Williams Brutal, raw and beautiful songs, in equal parts dark and angry. A masterpiece of moden goth (and I mean that in a good way).

The lyrics are clever and heartfelt, delivered by Kel's souring, powerful voice.

It's hard to pick a favourite track but I think the crescendo ending of Level Sedentary does it for me.

Best album of the year.
Laura Kidd 💌 PENFRIEND
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Laura Kidd 💌 PENFRIEND Intense, stunning, passionate, uplifting music. Favorite track: Dry Ice.
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1.
Dry Ice 03:20
Fire escape vapour Tommy Girl and sweat and hairspray Stomach is pulsing It's a disco convulsion And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spin in the dry ice Pull on your good jeans You are the queen of the freak scene Chips on the night bus Sick on your new shoes but what a buzz And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spin in the dry ice disco convulsion disco convulsion disco convulsion disco convulsion And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spinning spinning spinning in the dry ice And we're moving down The crush of the warm crowd Twitch in the strobe light Spin in the dry ice
2.
Here comes Johnny taking over the pavement All overblown and overgrown and grandiose He was the cock of the fifth year and look at him now He's a wanker in a Parka staring everyone out Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Who says you get to push to the front, mate You're all shovey and grabby and me me me me You were the cock of the fifth year and look at you now You're that arsehole in the chippy with a one-volume mouth Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons Lock up your sons It's just the sense of entitlement He's a LinkedIn narcissist He's a hipster capitalist He's a self-proclaimed philanthropist He's a Tinder predator He's a keyboard warrior He's a conspiracy theorist He's a humourless henchman He's an insecure copper He's a sociopathic CEO He's a furious nice guy He's a furious nice guy
3.
Coffins snap shut Sooner than you expect What's left When the land that you glimpsed as a kid Through a gap in the clouds Evaporates now As you pick at the scabs of regret Life is a wave Life is a wave It's only when your world stops turning That you can see what you had All those ladders That turned out to be snakes The times you were blinded by the strip light migraines If you dwell on the swivel chair years That went by in a blur of bad decisions They say there's a lesson in that But is there Or is life just a wave Bright green on a black screen It carries your weight Then breaks Life is a wave Bright green on a black screen It carries your weight Then breaks Then breaks It's only when the world stops turning That you can see what you had A vast expanse of love And pain that vows to drown you The big questions The small hours And a frustrating lack of answers
4.
Look out It's blubbing season And all my friends are cry y y y y y ing Boo hoo Who cares about you No one wants to hear you skriking We're all depressed We're all a mess Don't think that you're different Just cos your head's gone west And you're always stressed yeah It's the malaise, It's the malaise of our generation
Medication nation Wear it on your chest yeah Wah wah We're all smeared mascara All snotty nosed and why y y y y y y All self pity All snivelly All bottom lip and big sad big sad big sad eyes We're all depressed We're all a mess Don't think that you're different Just cos your head's gone west And you're always stressed yeah It's the malaise, It's the malaise of our generation
Medication nation Wear it on your chest yeah It comes in waves Some days you're brave And other days you almost drown You wash up, gasping, face down Some days you can see it coming and brace yourself others you're winded Some people hold you under others are a raft to cling to And others still, a rescue Scooping you up As you dangle Sometimes, there's perspective A horizon to balance you Dry land to aim for And other times it's squid ink black You're stranded It often seems you're on your own But sometimes, squinting You see other heads bobbing We're all depressed We're all a mess Don't think that you're different Just cos your head's gone west And you're always stressed yeah It's the malaise It's the malaise of our generation
 Medication nation Wear it on your chest yeah Medication Nation Medication Nation Medication Nation Medication Nation Nation Medication Nation Medication Nation Medication Nation Wear it on your chest yeah
5.
Witches are wicked and wizards are wise Witches are wicked and wizards are wise I can smell the flesh of my sisters I watch their skin As it bubbles and blisters We could have saved the world they sing We could have sorted everything I want to climb the hill where they died Throw my arms wide and breathe in their rage I am the fire I am the power Of a white hot blade I'm a white hot blade A paste to soften boys' wounds Elixir for your blues Mother lover saviour healer Twist bark and twine into a shrine I wanna let go of all these things that stop me from dancing. I want to climb the hill where they died Throw my arms wide and breathe in their rage I am the fire I am the power Of a white hot blade I'm a white hot blade witches are wicked and wizards are wise
6.
The sky Ripples and blisters Threatening to enshroud Your child Your fruitless investments It's all smouldering now Oh well Look at the state Look at the state of Oh well Is that a death knell clanging As they shake and twirl And gorge themselves It's enough to make you Ha ha ha ha The sea Fizzing and frothing Spewing your sewage out Disease Brink of extinction Forget about your ten year plan, pal Oh well Look at the state Look at the state of Is that a big boot stamping As they shake and twirl And they gorge themselves It's enough to make you ha ha ha ha
7.
Got no inclination to drag myself out of my bed Caught in glue trap gnawing at my leg I'm flattened on my belly Staring at the telly Oprah, Ricki, Jerry I'm sedentary Got no inspiration fizzing in my empty glass Somehow I always miss my motivation class I'm flattened on my belly Flat like February Bed like a mortuary I'm sedentary Security smothers me It doesn't know its own strength And I, I, I, oh I can't breathe That's my level I'm leaden, I'm tethered, I'm levelled out That's my level I'm leathered, unleavened, I'm levelled out I'm Vonnegut I'm Plath, I'm Proust, I'm Bonnie Grape, I'm Charlie Brown Sometimes I want to sleep forever
8.
The weak are the meat that the strong eat The poor are the meat that the rich eat Power's a drug Money's a bluff It's all made up We slide into dystopia Clawing at the tilting glass Our friends are going under Big nasty palpitations Coping mechanisms failing The blood on their hands is congealing And layering Everyone's numb Big red button Under his thumb We slide into dystopia Clawing at the tilting glass Our friends are going under Big nasty palpitations Everyone's numb Big red button Under his thumb Power's a drug Money's a bluff It's all corrupt We slide into dystopia Clawing at the tilting glass Our friends are going under Big nasty palpitations
9.
Leaf Thin 03:55
Seeps in Leaf thin Clandestine Grief Grim Sheep Skin Serpentine It pantomimes you Creeps up behind you Before you catch your breath it snakes around your neck And it defines you It pantomimes you Creeps up behind you Before you catch your breath Ohhhh it undermines you Cheap Trick Thief thick Underhand Oil Slick Sea sick Sinking sand
10.
We're doing fine but you still want more You keep picking at the Persian flaw The wallpaper's peeling A bulge in the ceiling Tilting in the wrong direction This damp spot is spreading it's doing my head in What lights the way now What lights the way The love that we found burns to the ground What happens now? It's no fun being safe and sane. You want to run away from the mundane
 A fist strikes the hourglass There's less future than past Peering over life's escarpment The grind's got you tied up The date nights have dried up What lights the way now What lights the way The love that we found burns to the ground What happens now We're on the way down Get on the road and drive All the way all the way away You'll have to face this anyway What lights the way What lights the way now

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This is our long-awaited second album. It was recorded over a turbulent few years at Eve Studios. Produced, mixed and recorded by Morton Kong with assistance from Luke Clarke. Mastered by Cicely Balston. We have poured everything we've got into this. We hope you love it.

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released May 10, 2024

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