"wahh i only like enemies to lovers if it's gay bc i don't want men to be mean to women" what about a woman doing heinous shit to a man and that man (who also sucks) being pathetically psychosexually obsessed with her. you people have no fucking vision. if you were willing to read & write women doing actual wrongs this wouldn't be a problem. let that female character commit atrocities with the sole goal of ruining one guy's life while they have weird sexual tension about it

"okay ❤️ yay ❤️" remains an unmatched response

shawn and gus in most episodes: time to solve a case with my best friend :) and our friends from the police station :) juliet and lassie and buzz :) and maybe my dad :)

shawn in the yinyang arc: experiencing the Psychological Horrors

my brother started calling our cat "doobie brother" which he then lengthened to "dubious brother" and has since morphed into "brother dubious" like he's some sort of fucked up little monk

Fucked up that you have to go to work during the winter. Should be curled up in a little nest with several months' supply of food stocked up right now.

i love LOVE how jack crawford's whole thing is he'll be like "will. i need to know you can find your way back. what did you feel" and will's like "i feel as if i mutilated her myself .... every waking night for the past week i've had the same dream of me, dismembering them. i commit horrors unspeakable in my mind" and jack's like ok you know you best! see you tuesday no one does it like you brother