I need new mutuals. Please!

I’m in love with Rhea Seehorn. I have complicated feelings about “Pluribus”, but I really just want to talk about my “Better Call Saul” AU all the time. The childhood trauma my OC would incur having Kim Wexler as a mother.

Also I guess if I want more fanart I’m going to have to find a new artist to hire. But do not be a pest to me about this; I will block you. BCS fans only please!

I mean yes, regardless of what weird shit I want from her, just straight up telling a woman to quit her job to have a child is very disrespectful.

(Delusional) besides… who says she doesn’t still have time lol?

😏 not that the world wouldn’t benefit from more Rhea Seehorn dna…

Ok I’ll stop now.

I will defend McWexler til I die because the fact is that for two lawyer con artists, they were actually incredibly honest and transparent with each other the entire show. I need to make a gifset compilation of all the communication wins between them, but seriously. The “poison together” thing bothers me so much because these two were NOTHING like Walt&Skyler/Walt&Jesse, or now Carol&the Hive.

I don’t even care what would happen in it. I vote we let her become a ruthless queenpin of black market trans and abortion care, but I’ll take literally anything. Please Vince, I just need to see my scam queen one more time!!! 😭

“Oh Kim’s life coulda been so great if she never met Jimmy!”

Chuck and Howard would have dangled partnership over her head for years but never promoted her. Maybe she would build up the confidence to quit and go somewhere else, but it’d take years and it’d probably be more of the same shit anyway. Being a good girl, she would have banged her head against the glass ceiling fruitlessly for who knows how long. And nobody would eat her pussy properly like it deserves neither. When I say a dose of Saul was good for her, that’s what I mean. Nobody else seemed to love or even respect this woman.

I miss Jimmy McGill so bad. Dad, come back! Remember when Rhea was opposite a character who was actually nice to her? Remember squat cobbler and Kevin Wachtel impressions? Remember the chicanery? I remember the chicanery. Bonnie Parker chic looked so good on you, girl; what happened? You were having exactly the right amount of fun, actually.

Jimmy’s always stiff in the morning. Bad back from all those years of slip-n-falls. Bad knee. He’s lost most of his hair at this point and what remains is silver. Still, he looks healthy. His forearms muscular. He tickles the kids and blows a raspberry as he walks past them. He’d die for his daughters and that’s not even a question. He gets close to you and you kiss, clumsily letting your bad breath mingle. He steals a sly little pat on your rear.

For nine years, you’ve had as perfect a marriage as two con artists could hope for. Sure some days you get angry at each other; he’s in no position to preach, but the way your job endangers the family puts him on edge. Still, he’s made a commitment to this life.

*Kim bites back a smile, cheeks flushing at the way the girls groan at their parents. Fille especially always looks so scandalized by the affection. The little prude.* 

*The kiss is warm and lingering—and for a moment, Kim just leans into him. She’s tired, but he makes her feel so…* 

*…Safe.* 

*She pulls back, wrinkling her nose at him.* 

**“My coffee breath is not sexy, Jimmy, don’t pretend that was enjoyable.“**