Anonymous asked:
I'm going to attack genya
therealstormwitch answered:
Saints, threats? Im honoured zoya has this much faith in me.
I’m surprised you don’t have more faith in yourself.
Anonymous asked:
I'm going to attack genya
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
What if someone called you Nazya?
therealstormwitch answered:
They would simply get burnt to a crisp by lightning.
Can I say Nazya?
Would you like to be burnt to a crisp?
You’re so funny, Nazya.
@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel Why. Isn't. He. Gone.
My Crows and I aren’t quite ready yet, your highness. Good things take time.
This must be very pleasant then.
You do not trust me.
I do not. Trust is for fools like Nikolai.
And yet you trust him?
That is different.
I think not. But who am I to say anything, right your highness?
It is completely different. He is a royal and you are a silly teenager that thinks himself a crime lord.
I do not think, I am. I have survived the Ice Court and made a name for myself from nothing. Ask around about me; they’ll tell you I’m the scariest person they ever had the displeasure of meeting. So yes Zoya, I may be a teenager, but I have done more than everyone here. Do not doubt me, your highness, because of my age. That is the worst mistake you could make. I could take the crown right off your head before you had a chance to defend it.
Even if you are, I could kill you before you could blink, Brekker.
I think not, Zoya. Be my guest. Try. See where that gets you.
I don't try, I can and will. However, someone thinks that you're more useful dead than alive.
I think you’re scared, dear highness. But I digress.
Why would I be scared of you, little boy? The only reason you're still standing on your own two feet is because Nikolai deemed you useful.
Awwww your lover likes me more than you. It’s okay Zoya, we’re not all someone’s first choice.
Oh, that’s funny because last I remember your lover likes me more than you since you can’t seem to see what’s in front of your own two eyes. At least I’m not blind.
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
What if someone called you Nazya?
therealstormwitch answered:
They would simply get burnt to a crisp by lightning.
Can I say Nazya?
Would you like to be burnt to a crisp?
You’re so funny, Nazya.
@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel Why. Isn't. He. Gone.
My Crows and I aren’t quite ready yet, your highness. Good things take time.
This must be very pleasant then.
You do not trust me.
I do not. Trust is for fools like Nikolai.
And yet you trust him?
That is different.
I think not. But who am I to say anything, right your highness?
It is completely different. He is a royal and you are a silly teenager that thinks himself a crime lord.
I do not think, I am. I have survived the Ice Court and made a name for myself from nothing. Ask around about me; they’ll tell you I’m the scariest person they ever had the displeasure of meeting. So yes Zoya, I may be a teenager, but I have done more than everyone here. Do not doubt me, your highness, because of my age. That is the worst mistake you could make. I could take the crown right off your head before you had a chance to defend it.
Even if you are, I could kill you before you could blink, Brekker.
I think not, Zoya. Be my guest. Try. See where that gets you.
I don't try, I can and will. However, someone thinks that you're more useful dead than alive.
I think you’re scared, dear highness. But I digress.
Why would I be scared of you, little boy? The only reason you’re still standing on your own two feet is because Nikolai deemed you useful.
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
What if someone called you Nazya?
therealstormwitch answered:
They would simply get burnt to a crisp by lightning.
Can I say Nazya?
Would you like to be burnt to a crisp?
You’re so funny, Nazya.
@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel Why. Isn't. He. Gone.
My Crows and I aren’t quite ready yet, your highness. Good things take time.
This must be very pleasant then.
You do not trust me.
I do not. Trust is for fools like Nikolai.
And yet you trust him?
That is different.
I think not. But who am I to say anything, right your highness?
It is completely different. He is a royal and you are a silly teenager that thinks himself a crime lord.
I do not think, I am. I have survived the Ice Court and made a name for myself from nothing. Ask around about me; they’ll tell you I’m the scariest person they ever had the displeasure of meeting. So yes Zoya, I may be a teenager, but I have done more than everyone here. Do not doubt me, your highness, because of my age. That is the worst mistake you could make. I could take the crown right off your head before you had a chance to defend it.
Even if you are, I could kill you before you could blink, Brekker.
I think not, Zoya. Be my guest. Try. See where that gets you.
I don’t try, I can and will. However, someone thinks that you’re more useful dead than alive.
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
What if someone called you Nazya?
therealstormwitch answered:
They would simply get burnt to a crisp by lightning.
Can I say Nazya?
Would you like to be burnt to a crisp?
You’re so funny, Nazya.
@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel Why. Isn't. He. Gone.
My Crows and I aren’t quite ready yet, your highness. Good things take time.
This must be very pleasant then.
You do not trust me.
I do not. Trust is for fools like Nikolai.
And yet you trust him?
That is different.
I think not. But who am I to say anything, right your highness?
It is completely different. He is a royal and you are a silly teenager that thinks himself a crime lord.
I do not think, I am. I have survived the Ice Court and made a name for myself from nothing. Ask around about me; they’ll tell you I’m the scariest person they ever had the displeasure of meeting. So yes Zoya, I may be a teenager, but I have done more than everyone here. Do not doubt me, your highness, because of my age. That is the worst mistake you could make. I could take the crown right off your head before you had a chance to defend it.
Even if you are, I could kill you before you could blink, Brekker.
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
I’d call you your majesty but we’re definitely past that now like you like meeee so muchhh we’re almost friendsss
We are not past that. You will not address at all. You will leave me alone. I do not have the time to waste on such an insolent fool.
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
What if someone called you Nazya?
therealstormwitch answered:
They would simply get burnt to a crisp by lightning.
Can I say Nazya?
Would you like to be burnt to a crisp?
You’re so funny, Nazya.
@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel Why. Isn't. He. Gone.
My Crows and I aren’t quite ready yet, your highness. Good things take time.
This must be very pleasant then.
You do not trust me.
I do not. Trust is for fools like Nikolai.
And yet you trust him?
That is different.
I think not. But who am I to say anything, right your highness?
It is completely different. He is a royal and you are a silly teenager that thinks himself a crime lord.
a-nightfull-of-books asked:
What if someone called you Nazya?
therealstormwitch answered:
They would simply get burnt to a crisp by lightning.
Can I say Nazya?
Would you like to be burnt to a crisp?
You’re so funny, Nazya.
@the-true-bastard-of-the-barrel Why. Isn't. He. Gone.
My Crows and I aren’t quite ready yet, your highness. Good things take time.
This must be very pleasant then.
You do not trust me.
I do not. Trust is for fools like Nikolai.
And yet you trust him?
That is different.
