this year since it's 2026, and the end of the five year plan, every time we would say "im gonna kms" we should instead say "i am starting a podcast"
Sometimes it feels like nobody wants The Character to get hit so hard they cough up blood anymore.
eating an apple outside really is the closest you can get to smoking without smoking. some would think thats vaping but vaping is closer to eating a comically large lollipop in public
could he act? no. but was his character good? also no. and were his plotlines compelling? not really. but did he look good? also no. but did i enjoy his time on the show? again, no. but would i watch more of his character? also no
ALT
exiting a uquiz halfway through when it becomes clear the creator's narrow and immature world view and cultural knowledge leaves them totally unequipped to tell me which peanuts character i am with any degree of accuracy or insight
Please compare this leaked slide describing ICE’s strategy for identifying people to deport from America to Seth Harp’s description of the U.S. military Special Operations F3EAD targeting cycle resulting in upwards of a million dead Iraqis.
Fascism is an imperial boomerang whereby the logic of murderous, looting warfare abroad is applied to civilians domestically — the jackals have brought Iraq home with them. And they’re even using the same $50,000 sign on bonus to trick the dumbest, cruelest dregs of American society to do it for them!
[attempting to flirt] if i was stuck in a timeloop id desperately explain my situation to you every single reset
Ever since reading my first time loop-based book as a preteen, I’ve had a Secret Time Loop Code Word. It’s been the same word all these years. I’ve never written it down anywhere or told anyone what it is, just kept it tucked away in my brain. That way, if someone I know ever confided in me that they were stuck in a time loop, I would have a way to confirm it: I would tell them the time loop code word and instruct them to find and talk to me again on the next loop. Of course, if it’s a time loop, I wouldn’t remember telling them the code word. But they’d remember it. So if someone ever came to me and said “I’m stuck in a time loop, and the time loop code word is [X],” and it was indeed the word I’ve secretly held onto for most of my life, I would know that we had had this conversation in a previous loop and that they were telling the truth.
Will this ever be useful? Almost certainly not. But hey, there’s nothing wrong with having a completely absurd contingency plan. In case of time loops.
prohaloplayer-deactivated202601
if I had a plasma pistol you wouldn't hear from me ever again. i would crouch behind highway guardrails and shoot fully charged shots at teslas passing by me
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