How I didn’t shoot my wife!

In a recent video, I included my take on the William/Wilhelm Tell shot. At the time I mentioned that there were safety precautions behind it. Here is some of the process I went through.

Remember, when you see someone performing a stunt on purpose, there is almost always a lot going on behind the scenes, whether that’s physical failsafes, years of training and learning how to bail/fail safely, or (in many cases) both.

These things rarely eliminate the risk entirely, but by mitigating both the chance of something going wrong, and the severity if it does, it lets us do things that would otherwise be unthinkable. This was mine.

Normal silly videos will resume next week!

RAMIREZ and Roach

a lot of my autism masking is just making myself more palatable for other people and my therapist said "does spock make himself 'more palatable' for others?" and had me promise to keep unmasking like:

[Image ID: Tweet from April Holder (@/ AprilHolderArt) on 2021-06-07 reading: Dont fucking wait 50 years for them to "discover a mass grave" on the grounds of a border camp/concentration camp. Close the camps now, abolish ICE and return children to their families.

I don't want wyt people "paying their respects" half a century later like they didn't know. /End ID]

I HAVE THE POPLAR!!

Please god someone hold a sword under my chin and force me to look up at them, defeated and torn between defiance and acceptance

At least we have jacking off

Noooooo fuck god noo

Showed this to my husband and his response was a perfectly straight-faced, "Sorry, but if you have to have that imported instead of producing it domestically, you have other problems." 😐

A good thing you can do with an ulcer or other painful sore inside your mouth is to keep pressing your tongue against it to make it hurt more, or even bother it with your teeth for some reason. You can do a similar thing with bad memories!

🏳️‍🌈 Answer the question susie 🏳️‍🌈

when it floods lesbians link together to form rafts and float to safety

when attacked lesbians release pheromones that signal to other lesbians and alert them of the presence of danger

a single lesbian can lift 20 times their own body weight

lesbians occur naturally on almost all corners of the globe

lesbians are able to navigate using the earth’s magnetic field

lesbians predate the ice age

being self aware is the worst thing ever. can’t even be pissed at my dad properly without having a disco elysium ass internal monologue about it

PISSY TEENAGER: GOD dad just does not FUCKING get us!! And he isn’t even trying to!!

AUTISM: Nay, we shall not complete this task, chosen arbitrarily and with nary a consideration towards our numerable other priorities. The harder he may push, the harder we shall rebel, for this is a waste of our time with no evident necessity for its immediate completion!

RATIONALE: As a nineteen year old woman still living at home and with a history of frustration with her father, it makes sense for this time of our life that we would conflict with him, in this and other ways. In all things we must seek calm.

AUTISM 2: Ough…. The Dharafter…

TUMBLR BRAIN: Wow, real original. Way to ignore the actual themes of Disco Elysium, not that you know since you haven’t even gotten around to playing it yet! Why not go look for your neighbor’s cat in the Alps while you’re at it?

1. This is fucking stupid

rip to Jensen's penis 😔

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