mish mash of all my interests since 2014
Eartha Kitt’s career is just so iconic because there’s no way you don’t know her even if you don’t know you know her. You like Christmas music ok well she’s Santa Baby. You like Disney animated movie ok well she’s Yzma. You like Disney Channel original movie ok well she’s Madame Zeroni. You like comic book ok well she is Cat Woman. She won.
She made the First Lady Lady Bird Johnson burst into tears at a 1968 White House lunch by sharing her views on the Vietnam War. This pissed the CIA off so badly they kept a derogatory file on Eartha that labeled her, among other things, a “sadistic nymphomaniac”
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Tumblr gifmakers are better than $1mil worth of marketing. I’ll see endless ads for a show and be like meh but I’ll see one good gifset and suddenly I’m on s2 ep10 finding blorbo from my gifs
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Shane Hollander, by the way, has now been permanently Pavlov’d into sexual arousal when he sees a Byzantine Cross. He sees that thing coming at him in his horniest dreams. He knows what the shape of it on the inside of his thigh feels like. He’s woken up with the imprint of it on the side of his belly, pressed his fingers against the raised edge and felt nothing so much as A: Affection and B: Unfathomable Lust. He walks past an Orthodox church, makes eye contact with the nine foot tall Byzantine Cross on the front facade and has to escort himself to the nearest wall to bang his head a little bit. Ilya’s necklace has knocked him in the teeth more times than he can count and now he gets hard when he walks past the Russian cemetery. Lose lose situation for Shane Hollander.
Transphobes talk about the “trans cult” making their “daughters” transition. Really it’s just me. You know how many people have told me my art is the reason they’ve started T? I’m tipping the scales. I’m an outlier and should not be counted
percy choosing to make a sacrifice to sally and not poseidon in hopes that she’ll hear him in season 1 and tyson saying they should call someone wiser and stronger to help get a ride and calling sally in season 2 oh sally jackson you are so incredibly loved by your sons
I aspire to be as happy as Robert Pattinson hanging out with a cow
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it annoys me so so so much when people credit victor hugo with musical lines :(
you think that man could have written “to love another person is to see the face of god”? he’d write “to open your heart to another human being in this world who lives at a similar time to yourself, to love them as mother, brother, father, sister, cousin, friend, husband, wife, is to see the Lord Himself’s visage: it is to peer into the soul of God, and such a feeling do all experience, or at least all those with non-unimpenetrable hearts” or something twice as long with fifteen interludes about french politics
“Ugh musicals are so long” Les Mis the musical is CONDENSED Les Mis
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haiku of despair
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literally so annoying to be going Through It in a deeply unserious way where like no one needs to be worried about me i’m gonna survive and things are gonna get better like they always do but right now at this very moment it feels like my soul has unmoored and started dissolving in my stomach and its killing me slowly and painfully but also i’m Fine
after further consideration i think this might just be how january is
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Anonymous asked:
is it bad if I read non-con despite never having been raped before? Like if I read it for enjoyment, am I a bad person? I'm worried there's something wrong with me
I love writing and reading non-con, and I was never raped before. (most of my fics are about my favorite fictional characters getting raped.) I also write about murders and cannibalism, but I was never murdered or cannibalized before, nor have I ever actually consumed human’s flesh.
with all due respect, this “purity mindset” is both hilarious and sad. let yourself enjoy fucked up things in fiction. it’s okay. thought crimes are never real. no puppy is being kicked and no one in real life is being harmed because you read a silly fanfiction about a fictional character getting brutally raped. jerk off to it if you want to. romanticize and glorify it if it makes you happy. as long as it stays fiction and fantasies—as long as you don’t actually go out there and rape anyone in real life—it’s completely fine. it’s also normal for humans to seek enjoyment in things that are disturbing, or else there would be no horror movies. stop applying moral values to art, fiction and fantasies. stop being your own cop.
THIS IS ACTUALLY DISGUSTING YOU PEOPLE ARE DISGUSTING???
BEING DISGUSTING IS HOT. REBLOG TO BE MORE DISGUSTING TOGETHER
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#look. the real answer is what OP said. thought crime is fake and you don’t need any justification to play pretend.#BUT. if your moral ocd needs an excuse: if it’s okay for rape victims but not for anyone else then that means either rape victims need to#be silent or disclose. so everyone else please be aware that in addition to it being fine anyway you are also helping us maintain our#privacy while healing.#you know how many lgbtq events are “lgbtq plus allies” in part so people don’t have to come out to attend? well all of y'all out#there reading and writing rapefic with no rape history are our allies now.#purity police out there being exactly like the real police: making life harder and more isolating for victims and providing cover for#perpetrators.
overwhelming sensations:
- good orgasm
- severe pain
- about-to-sneeze
- buldak 2x spicy ramen
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if check please ever gets that tv show my dream is that it gets granted use of heated rivalry’s MLH branding as its NHL substitute so that everyone is forced to consider the crossover implications
This food is so fucking good lois