#height difference
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reblogged by waverlyearps
Well, I’d just made the huge mistake of sleeping with you. And then I was on the phone with my mom, and she was going on and on about how I’d never make a living as a playwright, and because our only other topic of conversation is my love life, I said, “I’m dating the Manny,” just to shut her up. And so now I can’t show up with no play and no Manny.