boss… youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

I froze Jeff Kent in the crystal can you help me get him out

what you might not realize is you have to go out of your way. you cant change while being stationary

we invented a new girl with no curses or burdens and no one cared so its backed to the doom and suffering factory