boss… youre gonna wanna see this one (holds up drawing of a really epic awesome dragon)

I froze Jeff Kent in the crystal can you help me get him out

no one can save you but yourself. thats why its important to start swinging your deadly sword around in a circle. dont stop regardless of what people tell you just keep swinging it around

thinking about getting surgery to remove everything

can you please sheathe your sword at the fucking dinner table

doctor diagnosed me with something while i wasnt listening

scientists are hard at work exploring each others bodies

gets corrupted and unsaveable like a text file

found a wild girl in her den hibernating & she slashed me with her big claws. david attenborough approved yuri

if you think youre immune to doing bad were gonna get you