*hits blunt*
Solas was bald by the time he erected the veil. He painted himself bald in the fresco depicting it. So he didn’t lose his hair during his uthenera.
*eats edible*
As a dedicated community, we take the timeline of Solas’ hair with utmost seriousness. It is why I present this:
I love tumblr.
Every time I come across a flagged-as-NSFW and click to reveal it? A bare shoulder. Ankles. It’s a naked wrist!
Meanwhile, the ads between posts are of barely covered, bubacious boobied 3D girls asking me to click if I want more.
My honest, 100% raw review? Living is overrated.
Cassandra would absolutely EAT UP the 2005 adaptation of Pride and Prejudice
*dies dramatically once again*
people like to bring up things like "all your loved ones would die before you" as a concern re: immortality. But the real danger for me would be that i'd literally never get anything done again. I'd adopt the elvish lifestyle immediately. Not doing anything in a week that could be done in a century. Not getting anything done in a century that can be done in 10 centuries. Spending the next 100 years reading 1 book very slowly because i have infinite time and don't care.
"sounds like a tomorrow problem! :)" - me several centuries in a row.
My only concern with immortality is facing the heat death of the universe.
I still can't fathom why snyone would wanna romance or even likes Solas.
…is this bait?
BEHOLD! IT IS I!
TUTTI FRUTTI, THE WONDERFUL WIZARD!
abyssalwaters-deactivated202601People sure give Solas a lot of shit for killing* his former abuser and slave master. Mythal was a literal, canonical slave owner. She owned him and branded his face. I don’t care if she was ‘the nicest one’ she owned slaves, was complacent with slavery, and all slavers deserve death.
Imagine giving Fenris shit for killing Danarius.
**He didn’t actually kill her because the bitch is not capable of staying dead. That’s her thing. He’s like the 5th person to do it. You can literally kill Flemeth/Mythal as the HoF. Morrigan literally asks you to do it.
Honestly, the funniest thing was Morrigan getting angry at Solas for killing her mother.
Like lady, don’t you remember sending your friend to kill your mom so you’d get her book?
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