A really self-indulgent AU where I put the After Colony (gundam wing) characters in UC (universal Century).
Takes place around double zeta era probably…? But very nebulous in the timeline really.
homeboy really jumped out of that carriage and dramatically kissed tf out of anne right in front of diana and her father. i’m-
the only one who gets it and has ever gotten it and will ever get it is marina diamandis circa 2010 when she released “oh no!”
don’t do love don’t do friends i’m only after success don’t need a relationship ill never soften my grip don’t want cash don’t want card want it fast want it hard don’t need money don’t need fame i just want to make a change i just wanna change i just wanna change i just wanna change i just wanna change i just wanna change i know exactly what i want and who i want to be i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine i’m now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy oh oh no oh no oh no oh one track mind one track heart if i fail i’ll fall apart maybe it is all a test cause i feel like i’m the worst so i always act like im the best if you are not very careful your possessions will possess you tv taught me how to feel now real life has no appeal it has no appeal it has no appeal it has no appeal it has no appeal it has no appeal i know exactly what i want and who i want to be i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine im now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy oh oh no oh no oh no oh i’m gonna live i’m gonna fly i’m gonna fail i’m gonna die im gonna live i’m gonna fly i’m gonna fail gonna die die die die i know exactly what i want and who i want to be i know exactly why i walk and talk like a machine im now becoming my own self-fulfilled prophecy oh oh no oh no oh no oh la da da la da da la la la la la la la
context (via @mellorocket)
doubly funny that I saw a compilation of all the corporate accounts like “aw thanks elmo, we’re doing well” meanwhile all the flesh and blood real human people are extremely not okay
Okay but Elmo had actually the best and sweetest response to all this trauma dumping:
And then all the other Sesame Street character accounts joined in:
And now I’m thinking maybe we’re gonna be okay… 💗
(Comment compilation from this Twitter)
I kinda feel for the poor person running Elmo’s Twitter.
“So, boss… I may have messed up.”
“What did you do, Ray?”
“Well, I made a post for Elmo saying ‘Hi, how’s everybody doing?’”
“I mean, that’s kind of what we pay you for.”
“Yeah, but…. <sigh> it turns out pretty much everyone is hanging on by a thread, badly enough that they needed to tell Elmo.”
“Oh.”
“God help me, boss, I think Elmo needs to be there for them.”
“Get the others.”
this is the energy that jim henson would be proud of.
and important addition
Always reblog this. Elmo and his friends will be there in your times of trial and doubt, to help you through your torment
Elmo shall drag us from the fire
Elmo is good red hairy small person
Hedgehog-shaped jar, Neolithic period (3500-3000 BCE)
Courtesy Alain Truong
I feel you, Neolithic hedgehog. I feel you.
This is perhaps my new favorite video
I would like to state for the record i’ve ignored this post the last 50 times i’ve seen it bc i thought it would be some hyper cutsie anime girl voice and i’m overjoyed to report it is instead Weapons Grade Miku complete with war horns that fuck
throwing this on here bc i havent posted in a while n i think its silly






























