I want to know which thirsty furry government employee sanctioned that buttcrack.
Thank you for flooding my activity feed with nothing but this deer.[/sarcasm]
Here’s a wintery update:
After the snowstorm she’s got herself a fun hat and a chic dress, and yup her ass is so fat you have to shovel the snow off of it.
As other folks have pointed out, the artist is Irene Nordli, which while a lot of her works mostly have this chewed gum-y look due to her messing with textures, some of them do have that furry-y motif, and given the multiplearticles mentioning the “sensuality” of her work, I don’t think the thirstiness is a coincidence.
Especially given that this isn’t eventhe onlysexy deer she’s made! God if we bring back the arts program in the US, we need to have somebody make public art like this, we cannot lose the yiff race!
Fun fact: the original composition of Pepper Steak by the Washboard Rhythm Kings goes into the US public domain in 2027.
While the recording that Alias Conrad Coldwood used for the song you’re thinking of won’t be PD for five more years after that (because US copyright law is stupid) there’d be nothing stopping you from making a cover of that original song and remixing it…
You know what? If ALL dinosaurs went extinct and I had to choose which one to bring back, I think I still would have chosen a world with birds.
I mean, dinosaurs get pretty weird, but birds are probably the weirdest ones.
Toothless, scaleless, and mostly tailless, extra-long necks, 9-11 airsacs instead of lungs, with one singular extra-long finger on each arm? And most are small enough to be literally everywhere?
And pelicans
To yes-and, they’re also the descendants/closest relatives of the dinosaur clade with T. Rex and the veloci/utahraptors + deionychus in them.
Like, if we had to pick one kind of dinosaur to have surviving descendants, I’m glad we’re in the timeline where it was the tyrannosaurus one and that they evolved into things that include a Vlad the Impaler species and a species that won the war against Australia…
…Tho if I got a genie wish to pick a second, it’d probably be a tossup between ceratopsans and sauropods. Lotta potential in both of those.
In terms of what I’ve gotta say is one of the most bonkers remix concepts I’ve found on the net, the Youtuber Abstract64 did a remix of Black Knife from Deltarune in the style of the Black Knight 2000 pinball machine’s main theme.
God this is good, tho I will say another good animal companion for the Night Lords would be shrikes, if only because of their shared love of gruesome impalement.
Also, when thinking of the Lamenters and dogs, I can’t help but think of Lil Brudder from Homestar Runner, if only because they have similar energy
Replicator hardware is pretty cool, but man it would be so cool to work on the software. How to best represent huge assemblies of atoms so the file size is small and easy to store/quick to transmit. How to pick the best file format during a scan. Foods probably benefit from a different compression algorithm than engine parts; we don’t want proteins misfolding because the atom placements got averaged out into a “flawless” lattice.
How to adjust that format when someone wants to edit a pattern. People usually aren’t looking to pluck individual atoms from one pile to another, and depending on the object polygons might not be the easiest primitives either (someone editing a garment wouldn’t want to nudge a bunch of tiny triangles to adjust thread tension). CAD primitives work in some cases but they’re mostly designed around subtractive manufacturing. Even 3D printing tools are optimized for fewer materials and layer-by-layer construction.
How to facilitate someone “zooming in” to mess with the crystal structure of a material, then going back to working on large macro-scale shapes. How many in-between levels of fidelity to simulate and store between those zoom levels. How to handle materials that have a smooth gradient from one material to another, so there’s no sharp dividing line where we can assume there’s a bunch of identical molecules.
How many background calculations to run. In addition to the basic physics, do we predict failure points? Replicator energy consumption? Can someone zip bomb a replicator by replicating something that seems simple but actually consumes an ever-increasing amount of power?
Do we scan for compatibility with other items already in the replicator library? Speaking of which, how do we organize the library for efficient search? Are there Federation citizens whose full-time calling is to be tag wranglers for replicator patterns?
Also: How can we make a “birthday cake” composed of one very large human tooth?
For testing purposes, you know? Yeah, sure, let’s go with that…
every JRPG studio needs a true pervert on their team and its up to you if it’ll be The Worst Guy Ever or Alpha Dream circa 2009
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…This does kinda make me wonder who the first indie RPG dev to put an aeromorph in a game would be.
I’d nominate either @ponett, because of the species’ inextricable link to the furry fandom, or @frankiesmileshow in the inevitable Kingdoms of the Dump 2: The Quickening, if only because of the fact it’d actually make sense for the setting due to airplane graveyards being very much A Thing and also everybody loves a Giant Woman…
…Also, thinking about it, I’m surprised that SaGa type “eat monster parts to TF yourself"mechanic hasn’t been used as an Author’s Barely Disguised Fetish (affectionate) thing in a mainstream indie RPG, you’d think it’d have been a Thing at least once!
I approve of powerscaling discourse only in utterly senseless contexts. I don’t give a shit about which shōnen protagonists could beat up which other shōnen protagonists, but I will 100% read your five thousand word essay exploring the subtle nuances of establishing a tiered ranking of the Smurfs.
“Could Batman beat Captain America” trite, tedious, bullshit. “Could Deadpool beat Roger Rabbit” now you have my attention.
This makes me think of how, while folks have talked about the fact that Kirby could probably curbstomp a lot of Warhammer 40K, the much funnier part is that, given that King Dedede can at least go toe to toe with him, that implies that King Dedede is at least Primarch-tier.
And, given certain… implications from The Forgotten Land, he’s likely not even technically a “xeno,” meaning there is a theoretical possibility of the Imperium working with him, which I think would be very funny…
Reblog to get this out of MtG and Pokémon circles, since anyone who knows enough about either will get this immediately
I like how sneaky this is because if you aren’t caught up on the latest pokemon generation you won’t know that there are new pokemon completely breaking their usual naming style anyway.
They wouldn’t have made the poll that easy, of course the one that obviously doesn’t sound like a pokemon is in fact a pokemon!
I will say, I hope this prompts someone to draw a design for the one that is an MtG card as a Pokemon, because I’d imagine there’s a lot one could do with that one as a Legendary if you know who it is…
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