scunthotter:

I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane locked down Ilya (there’s an argument that Ilya ‘domesticity kink’ Rosanov locked himself down as soon as he could get Shane to agree to it) but Shane did not pull Ilya, Ilya pulled Shane.

Canonically Shane is one of the hottest men in the world, he’s rich, he is at the top of his high intensity career, and he has the biggest saddest wettest most beautiful brown eyes out of anyone on the planet. The moment Ilya saw a scrap of interest he was arranging for them to be in a commercial and jerking off in the shower at him. Ilya watched this man fold his pants one (1) time and thought “well i gotta fuck him forever now”. Shane tried to say there wouldn’t be a next time and Ilya was like it’s too late, I’ve got your number, you’re never getting rid of me, if I annoy you enough you will come organize my socks as like a sex thing.

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    I get annoyed when people are making posts that are shocked that Shane pulled Ilya. And like maybe, /maybe/, Shane...

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