can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏
- 2 weeks ago
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can you tell i missed out on smth fundamental in my formative years 😏
Happy New Year!🥂✨
I wish that this coming year will be gentle on all of us!✨
Thank you very much for all your support this year!
my tummy hurts and I’m being very brave about it rn
no offense but some of you should be earning your chippy hike badges instead of whatever it is you’re doing on here
everyone stop what you’re doing immediately
he’s presents
Rating: Cute
He’s presents
this girl was showing all the signs of being a secret mermaid so i pushed her into the pool and she turned into a forty foot long mosasaurus which is tbh way cooler
not really sure how to get her out though
for those of you asking why i pushed her into the pool in the first place: i work for a duplicitous small town aquarium and i’m trying to kidnap mermaids to jump through hoops and shit to entertain tourists and make money. fucking obviously. now that i know she’s actually a mosasaurus though i Have fallen in pure-hearted love with her
I am fracnjn g freezing