official-olm-posts:

wokeuplaughing:

if I was a seal I’d be slapping the fuck outta my seal body

i’d be going art art too while i’m at it

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

nentuaby:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

my dad’s best friend who transitioned after being in a car wreck with a moose posted transition pictures and she’s looking amazing

Waitlike. Are these just two facts about her or did the moose somehow crack her egg along with her car.

she wasn’t publicly out before the moose incident but she needed extensive reconstructive surgery and just snuck gender affirming surgeries into that

so yeah to most people it definitely looked like she had a near death moose experience and they just rebuilt her into a woman

vampirejuno:

People who interpret “character playlist” as “playlist of songs the character would listen to” as opposed to the good and honorable “playlist that represents the character” are so alien they’re chasing me and my cat around the spaceship. That metaphor got away from me. Much like the cat

I shouldn’t drink tequila ever again

byjove:

I hate adaptions that try to add a romantic angle to the Sherlock Holmes/Irene Adler relationship, partially because he is gay, mostly because she is massively out of his league.

pitbush:

ivy-kidtits:

dark-eddsworld:

dark-eddsworld:

hmph. i bet you don’t even jerk off to roblox porn. pathetic. the things you kids are missing out on…. all you know is your minecrap jenny mod, fortnite fart compilations and sprunki vore. tch. total weaksauce…

what the fuck do you mean there’s anti roblox vore bots on tumblr that suicide bait u and that they’ve been active since 2020. HUH????

its a fucking army

kosmogrl:

changing is scary but so is staying the same changing is scary but so is staying the same changing is scary but so is staying the same changing is scary but so is staying the samechanging is scary but so is staying the same changing is scary but so is staying the same

ratzinmybasement:

insert space song by beach house

thefreakmeister:

id drop out of xavier’s school for gifted youngsters so fucking fast. you mean to tell me that my assimilationist principal can read my mind whenever he wants, im being taught by a group of lunatics who are all fucking each other, and im being sent to the front lines on account of leftist infighting? OUTSIDE OF SCHOOL HOURS?? the only other option for a young impressionable mutant like myself is the BROTHERHOOD OF EVIL MUTANTS? fuck off

grimalditeuthis:

what they don’t tell you about hadestown is that orpheus and eurydice are not the main characters. neither are persephone and hades. or hermes. or the fates. the main character is whoever in the band is playing the trombone because holy fuck

kosmogrl:

I will get there

gotigersiguess:

bozmeoww:

My last account got deleted….. Why me

ivy-saurs:

lighthouse-wizard:

astronomical-bagel:

astronomical-bagel:

astronomical-bagel:

god it’s so sad living in an allocentric world. There are so many relationships that are so complex and nuanced that are all put under the label of ‘romantic’ and immediately all the intrigue is taken from it. Like don’t you realize that these relations are actually ENHANCED by the fact that they are not romantic or sexual?

NOOO DONT PUT THE CHARACTERS IN A ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIP YOURE TAKING OFF THE SEASONING!!!!

“I would do anything for you; I would cross worlds for you; I would kill for you; I would die for you” etc in fictional romance= tired and expected

from a boss to their employee= what the fuck is happening there