Torchwood-99 — you want to be romantically attracted to someone?...

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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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drakenhert

you want to be romantically attracted to someone? the thing that killed romeo and juliet?

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— Benedick at the beginning of Much Ado About Nothing

persephatta-crescent

Benedick in Act 4 of Much Ado About Nothing: You want Hero to pretend to be dead? The thing that killed Romeo and Juliet?

The Friar: *nods enthusiastically*