the average person with bad taste can be into some extremely banal garbage but when you get close enough to someone with otherwise good taste that they start a recommendation by going off on a preamble about how they don’t necessarily recommend it you know you’re seconds away from hearing about some real torturously wretched dogshit
friend from work will have you watch a two hour movie where you can feel every second as it passes by, but enemployed movie mutual will put you on the kind of shit that feels like crawling on cobblestone until emaciated
people are reading this as the latter friend recommending dry, pretentious cinema. that’s not the case. not that kind of situation. you’re getting no enrichment out of this. I need you to understand they’re making you watch Gooby because “it’s kinda good”
Not to insert myself here but as someone who owns Ghost Rider 1 and 2 on DVD I do actually need everyone to watch it right now because in the second one a kid asks Nick Cage as Ghost Rider how he pees and Nick Cage says “it’s like a flamethrower” and then they hard cut to a CGI skeleton in full black moto leather pissing a jet of fire and then it does a shoulder check at the camera and nods like “hell yeah brother”
i don’t think I’ve actually seen a single post that was actually about the hockey yaoi show on my dash. like no posts from people actually watching the show i mean. people will mention it or mention the fandom or mention its origins as fraudulent stucky fic (which is so fucking funny) but i don’t even know what those men look like. i don’t even know their names. it’s bliss.
yesterday i ate two yogurts normally (remembers we’re on tumblr) i mean if i were a bee i’d fetishize the idea of a beekeeper clipping my tiny wings so i can’t escape
the vibes dissonance of ppl online can be crazy. did you know the artist behind those cutesy crow comics that do big numbers on here ran hiveworks into the ground so hard that 100 artists who worked w them came together to put out a statement abt how they and their work had been absolutely fucked by the incompetency and malice of it all
kind of floored by the amount of people in the notes who only found out that isa the crow time artist and isa one of the two architects of the hiveworks trainwreck are in fact the same person bc of this post
I just want to add for the sake of connecting more dots in people’s heads:
Isa’s online handle is Secondlina
and, before making the cutesy crow time comics—which to be more specific with some visuals since there are actually a few crow webcomics out there, are these ones:
—she started with and still makes a comic called Namesake, which looks like this:
which may be a slightly more familiar name for the people familiar with hiveworks, being that it has always had a rather prominent placement on the hiveworks website.
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