whispers-and-waves:

horny but in the sense that I want to be held really tightly and to be told things are going to be okay.

thrice-the-nobling:

cungadero:

i hate viruses so fucking much. literally getting attacked by a fucking shape. a concept. consumes no energy. responds to no stimuli. its only existence is to fuck with you. like fuck offf

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aboodgaza0:

voiceofaboud:

voiceofaboud:

voiceofaboud:

Tears are running down my face from the pain of severe anemia. If you see this and choose not to share it, I will never forgive that silence.

I am completely exhausted. I haven’t slept because of pain and severe anemia. My body is failing day by day, and I am barely holding on.

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coffee-without-anesthetics:

BORN TO IGNORE NOTIFICATIONS
MEMORY IS A FUCK
ショートメール Forget them all 2025
I am didn’t reply man
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sixthrock:

kingdeath000:

now, pecker means penis. and wood means boner. so of course you would make assumptions about the term woodpecker. but no. the bird

I LOVE hearing that other languages have so many beautifully unique ways to construct dick jokes

priestessofmissouri:

a year from now it will not matter

v0id-clawz:

‘Oh wow, I wonder who gave me all these notes?’

The faithful mutual:

whatthekoi:

mutual you are so funny and cool How do i form a social bond with you without interaction

ephemeralpool:

angelicguy:

angelicguy:

hotdog burst in microwave

billowingangel:

I thought Tumblr would get a kick out of this

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