hot mess express

cumdumpstiel:

i should be able to file for divorce on another couples behalf

kalimaxxing:

“nobody is making you do this” i am driven by unnatural forces you will never even begin to comprehend

oryunart:

China trip art part 2. My first MoShang art! @oryunart

memorizingthedigitsofpi:

vibraph0ny:

Everyone’s all “ohhh 2026 bring back physical media” until I start talking illuminated manuscripts and then suddenly we’re not on the same page anymore

I made an illuminated manuscript skin for AO3? So im doing my part!

caustic-pixie:

going2hell4everythingbutbeingbi:

my corner store guy is a 50 year old man who’s my best friend in the world and recently he was like “you’re too pretty to be single I have some nephews you should meet. very handsome!” and I was like “a niece might be more up my alley” and he just got more excited and said “ah even better! I was overselling my nephews but my nieces are very beautiful”

OP the tags!!

eye doctor told me i need to get more omega 3 in my diet but how am i supposed to find 3 omegas when i can’t even see 😭

akagof:

miss-mania:

I’m just pulling your chain. I mean yanking your leash. I mean jerking you off. uh I mean I’m just messing around with you,

ltleflrt:

When I was a kid I read a ton of books that were definitely not appropriate for my age. One of two things would happen:

1. I was too inexperienced to understand what I was reading, and it had no effect on me.
2. I understood what I was reading, and I leveled up.

piosplayhouse:

The existence of a safeword also implies the existence of a dangerword that you can use to instantly turn any sexual event into a combat encounter