TG/teeg/Byrd // any and all pronouns // 24 // queer // Dutch // ND

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will occasionally rb suggestive content such as dirty jokes and innuendo, but never outright explicit content. i try to tag it all appropriately, but im only human and have fallible judgement so i might miss things. tags i use for it are: nsfw, nsft, nsfk, implied nsfw, nsfw text, suggestive

FUCK cringe and cancel culture. miss me with that discourse kthx

this user does not support the fucking moral purity shit going on on this site. people make mistakes, get over it.

 

this-is-a-podcast-fanblog:

the benoit blanc movies show really beautifully how to write a queer character whose story is not centered around their queerness. it’s shown that benoit blanc is gay married (to hugh grant!) it’s shown that he participates in queer mediums like musical theater and fashion, but none of those things are ever explicitly remarked on. he doesn’t have a big coming out scene because he doesn’t need one; and the subtle details about him not speaking to his mother, the way he associates a church with homophobia, allows us to draw conclusions about how his family felt about his queerness without making that the sole conflict in his story. the conflict in benoit blanc’s story is not that he exists in the world as a gay person, it’s that he’s always trying to wrangle a bunch of 30 somethings into not confessing to crimes they didn’t commit

chemicahs:

People don’t realize how much we sound like other things because we are created from the same laws of physics. “That potato in the microwave sounds like it’s screaming” is funny because it really is, air is vibrating out of a small hole which is how our throat works too. The babbling river that sounds like humans whispering, that’s because it’s a wet hollow cave with echo delivering the same functionality. The river doesn’t just sound like us, we sound like a river. They use a metal trashcan to create a lion’s roar for movie sound effects. But the truth is, not only does a trashcan sound like a lion, a lion sounds like a trashcan. Cars purr when you turn them on. Everything is like everything else. Inanimate objects are not so far away from life as it seems.

Remember the next time you feel more alone in the company of large buildings, or maybe less alone among the rocks of the river, that they are not completely unlike the parts of you.

sabertoothwalrus:

sabertoothwalrus:

while I don’t agree with that referring to men in their 30s-early 40s as “old man yaoi”, I UNDERSTAND why many people who primarily consume honest-to-goodness BL manga are quicker to call it that, because there is just such poor representation for men that aren’t hairless dehydrated 20-something twunks. They’re wrong, but I get why it happens.

I also understand that “middle-aged yaoi” isn’t as fun to say as “old man yaoi”, even when it’s more technically accurate.

So I would like to propose new vocabulary: Grown Ass Yaoi. yaoi that’s grown ass men. they’re not old but they’re not young adults either. you get me? Grown Ass Yaoi

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justanothersquidblog:

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A LONG while ago I posted a Splatoon 2 piece I sorta dubbed Shooting Starfish after the song Callie sings during the story mode. Today! I finished redrawing it! Because MAN IS IT OLD AND CRUSTY! Hope you enjoy!

grimoiremanifest:

certainly-april:

Ragebaiting my fat dog? More like master baiting my fat hog!!!!!!!!

❗️Great Hog is displeased by this.

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The kingly pig looks taken aback by this statement. “You claim to be ‘baiting’ our kind?.. A master of it, no less - after all the trust we hsve placed in you?”

- Your relationship with the Hog Society 🐖 is now Unfavourable.

illegitimate-sword-of-god:

Naps are a forbidden technique, I think. If you pull them off just right you’ll access a pool of near-endless rejuvenating power, but if you mess up some inscrutable part of the ritual your vitality and might will be sapped and you’ll be left at the mercy of your opponents