TG/teeg/Byrd // any and all pronouns // 24 // queer // Dutch // ND

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alt blog @hllo-beastie where i just put shit to store for later incl art refs

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will occasionally rb suggestive content such as dirty jokes and innuendo, but never outright explicit content. i try to tag it all appropriately, but im only human and have fallible judgement so i might miss things. tags i use for it are: nsfw, nsft, nsfk, implied nsfw, nsfw text, suggestive

FUCK cringe and cancel culture. miss me with that discourse kthx

this user does not support the fucking moral purity shit going on on this site. people make mistakes, get over it.

 

teaboot:

knightofleo:

🧑‍🎨 James Lewis

I don’t know what brand of black paint they’re using but I think I’m experiencing feelings I’ve only read about in fanfiction

that-house:

that-house:

fangorn-forest:

her eyes were the sickly green of the sky before a tornado, and to his horror he discovered she could throw cows around just as easily

to his horror? weak shit. outta my way gayboy im boutta get it

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all of our trobles seem so small from up here

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birdsareblooming:

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birdsareblooming:

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whencartoonsruletheworld:

did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

This is especially funny because they aren’t even right. Foxes *ARE* dogs.

No they aren’t.

yes they are. because they are fluffye.

OK yes they are.

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Dog

Dog

Different family, but same order as @pictures-of-dogs

No, they are the same family. They are the same kingdom, phylum, order and family. They separate at the genus.

They’re a dog.

yeah they’re fluffye

theyre literally not dogs theyre not even fluffy. can we get science tumblr over hear or what!?

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checkmate athiests

fluffye

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okay but they literally are dogs, for those who are confused

If foxes are dogs, then so are wolves, coyotes, dingoes, jackals, and several other extant and extinct species.

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Behold! A dog.

of course it’s a dog you buffoon. it’s fluffye.

Why on earth would someone think “BUT IF THEY’RE DOGS SO AR -”

Like yes of course wolves are dogs, where have you been. Jackals are excellent doggies! So are coyotes. Why is this confusing.

I love that this is literally two completely different arguments running simultaneously.

That guy up there who said they’re not even fluffy was thinking of sharks

sharks are also dogs. ravenous water dogs, but still dogs

Sharks can NOT be dogs they are SMOOTH

Tags via @jenroses

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sharks are smooth dogs

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BEHOLD, a SHARK

17 clown car pileup 84 injured 193 dead

healingcorvid:

jabberwockypie:

clockworkthenightbard:

timpaxew:

Nothing will ever be as funny to me as doctor who from the masters pov. Your best friend wanders into the woods and befriends a group of squirrels. He decides he will protect that specific tree with his life, even at the cost of your own species. You are the last two humans in the world. You once again try to burn down that fucking tree

op i am howling

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how dare you hide this in the tags!

Also one time you tricked the squirrels into electing you Squirrel President.

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How dare you leave THIS in the tags

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sokkastyles:

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sokkastyles:

ghost-kings-court-jester:

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Saw this frame on a different reblog by @thatssroughbuddy but why does it look like Iroh is using his phone to take a photo of his nephew at a landmark

“Uncle, make sure you get that glowy light in the picture and send it to my dad to let him know I’m about to capture the Avatar!”

This was so cute I had to draw it

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and of course Iroh is doing what-

!!!!!!

Iroh posts it on social media with some caption like “look at my beautiful nephew” and Zhao comments like “is that the Avatar in the background?”

And Iroh responds, “no, it’s the northern lights.”

This is insanely funny to me and now:

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no-more-dead-dogs:

no-more-dead-dogs:

had a dream that jimmy solidarity decided to prove he wasn’t autistic on stream by taking a lot of autism diagnosis tests online and he got at least a 90% chance on all of them. at one point joel joined the call and sat in silence for a bit as jimmy practically sobbed as he got another 97% chance. grian was apparently harassing him about something through discord the whole time too. it ended with jimmy crying genuine tears and his girlfriend coming in to comfort him.

i woke up and fell back asleep and had a dream that there was a guess the build video released a week or so later and the whole time grian kept cracking jokes and at some point impulse was like “don’t be a jerk about autistic people, grian” and grian just went “I COLOR CODE MY SOCKS, IMPULSE”