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I feel like Frye only gets reduced to her splatfest loss-streak (sometimes even by other "fans") when she as a character is so much more than that

Its really funny in retrospective to me how like-- Some people got really annoyed at Shiver and Frye in Big Betrayal but nobody knows about the second translated chorus "We're not done talking yet! Working with the Boss Ladies is fine, but shouldn’t you have talked it out with us first?" "I hate being kept in the dark!" "You always go on about "I don't need to sing"— but you sure seem to enjoy singing when it's somewhere else, huh? " "Well then, maybe we should train you until you can sing even better?" I think it's almost interesting how the first chorus shows off less personal grievances (Money, Fame, etc) but the second chorus shows off genuine points of criticism. Big man said they'd "hate" the collab idea but would they? This is a presumption, I think it shows off his poison, aka ignorance. Frye's complaint about being left out of the whole deal is valid, it would suck to effectively have your producer fuck off and collab with your boss. Shiver also pointing out how little she actually sings, how he chooses not to but is super willing to do that in the face of a collab, no wonder they're so pissed. Again, this is the in universe equivalent of what they likely percieved, as big man cosying up to their bosses.

Agent 4 Would Not Have The Time To Go Ahead And Turn Her Back On The SS. The Kid Has An Education to Pursue.

splatoon lore fans are annoying and hype up the lore as being more edgy and dark and oooh spooky or whatever than it actually is

when Grand Fest was announced, I wasn’t doing the best mentally and for some reason- I thought Grand Fest was a “nostalgia bait” like as if it was a goddamn Disney live-action remake or something. I hadn’t played Splatoon 1 and didn’t have a strong connection to the idols of Splatoon 2 either since I played that game after its Final Fest. when Grand Fest came around, I was so, SO glad to be proven wrong- and I still see Grand Fest as one of favorite video game events to experience. :,)

The amount of Nintendo fans who get pissy over Splatoon being a tier 1, flagship IP is pathetically high

I think people are way too obsessed with eight, like you'll always see some people try to mention or include eight as the "best agent". Like yes, octo expansion is amazing and so is eight as a character, but it feels like theyre dumbing down her character as "cute baby that only exists for "agent ate" or pearlina fankid". Eight being the favorite character that overshadow others achievements is also a problem but like thats another rant..😓💔

Everytime someone says splatoon needs vc an angel straight up dies I'm not gonna sugar coat it. Go play with yoir friends if you hate solo q that badly

I've started giving other players ghosts "cheek kisses" when waiting for the next match in the lobby. Mostly started as a thing to thank players for actually helping in Salmon Run shifts, but honestly it's kinda fun to do to everyone. Get smooched, squidbagger. Honestly helps not getting mad at other players like I have issues with sometimes. Can't be mad if you run around to give everyone a kissy lol

I wanna see more O.R.C.A. art or atleast mentions of them since due to liking Rotm (splat3 storymode) alot I've also liked their side characters Like imagine how cool it would be if Neo and Orca worked together and were like besties,, Like Orca would help Neo during stages kinda like a second little friend other than Little Buddy. Please Nintendo,,,, make Orca the non-evil version that tartar could've been,,😢😢

i hate how people pick and choose which information from the eng translation is 'canon' - pearl and marinas queerness being censored I get why everyone wouldn't consider that canon (me neither btw), but I hate how insistent people are on agent 4 being older than 3 and worse, marie being racist, something that makes me uncomfortable as shit (also cuttlefishs development being nullified what was the point in his involvement in octo expansion then ???)

I'm starving for more splatoon rarepair ship content. I'm talking Callie X Octo Samurai, Marie X Dedf1sh, Pearl X Frye and so much more, not forgetting poly stuff like Calpearlina. I love the popular ships, but there are so many cool dynamics that are never explored!!

When I first heard of 10x, 100x and 333x battles, I thought it was an elimination game. The 2 teams of 4 who loaded the match would be the first at the start, and if you were splatted you were eliminated from the match, and another member of your chosen splatfest team would fill in for you, the first team to run out of players lost the match.

Splatoon 3's maps really aren't as bad as people like to say they are. HOWEVER, a lot of them could be made a lot better with fairly small changes, mainly adding more inkable walls. Take Undertow Spillway for example. The single best way to make that map one of the best in the game is removing the see-thru walls on the sides to make it possible to go completely around mid. Bonus points if the wall on the dropoff becomes inkable so you can swim up to it and it isn't a one-way drop! A fairly simple change like that would make such a huge difference.

I have seen so many artists, YouTubers and other fandom members leave the fandom and every time I feel guilty even if I never interacted. Like I'm supposed to leave with them, but I'm having fun while they're having the worst time. I just can't leave Splatoon. It helped me through some extremely dark times. But I understand why others are leaving. It just sucks watching everyone I admired leave because people can't kept their shittiness to themselves (the people harassing others, not the people leaving because of harassment)