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cracks knuckles like those pop tube fidgets
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undeadtingzz asked:
heyyyy madz…
*slides a buy one get one free coffin coupon over nonexistent table*
madz-and-daisuke-sometimes answered:
I don’t make coffins. Or sell them. I could get Daisuke to make you a 3D render of a coffin if you want though, lol
no it’s a coupon for you to send to my definitely legit funeral parlor because you can’t be too sure of yourself!
six more days before I have to stop being mean to these gay people……..
Whoa..... straight ting summer edition guys
no it’s gay ting Pride edition. I’m straight and homophobic rn.
why is there no cardboard piece in my hot pocket I feel scammed that was the pocket and the food was the hot and now it’s not even a hot pocket because it comes frozen I feel scammed i just got a cold. No hot, no pocket, only disappointment.
mlupinn asked:
Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthanktouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou
yw vroskibidi no problem :3
No need for testosterone anymore. Not with my poptube schlong
mlupinn asked:
No one is as epik as us >:3
witerally nobody else is more swagalicious >:3
I’m short because I was bitten by a sexy hot vampire and that stunted my growth. No other reason.
A BUG FUCJING LANDED ON MY SANDWICH NO THQTVWQA THE LAST BITE FUCK I HATE MY LIFe MY KATSU SANDO NOOOO