Random Urban Dictionary Mugs

blmabilly: all those hillbillies who now have a blm sign in window hoping it will protect them otherwise they are haters of movement

dangerousier: More dangerous

spandex: 1. A synthetic fiber or fabric made from a polymer containing polyurethane, used in the manufacture of elastic clothing. 2. Spike/Xander/Lex threesome pairing. I have yet to see this actually occur, but it's fun to think about.

Blooove: When you secrete a bloody fluid from your poonani.

jabu jabu: That's LORD Jabu Jabu to you, giant fish creature from The Legend Of Zelda, Ocarina Of Time!

Mythical Politics: Mythical Politics, also refered as Political Mythicalism, Supernatural Politics, Political Supernaturalism or even as Mythicalism and as Supernaturalism, is a political movement and ideology that advocates mythicals (supernaturals) should participate of politics such as create political parties and even create mythical countries. Mythical politics usually advocates socialism, classical communalism and extraphysicism, and focused on counter speciesism and awtokism. But there is also right-wing mythical politics, that advocates neoliberalism, conservatism, bioconservatism, speciesism denial and awtokism denial.

Cougar: A woman who pursues significantly younger men.

Toodlie Doodlie: To say goodbye; you say this when you leave a place.

Yackle Farms LLC: A grandpa that runs reddit monthly for a living. He calls himself a "siesta sleeper". It is rare to see him take a break longer than 3 hours.

the vanilla scoop: the act of nutting in a homeless man during a snow storm and proceeding to scoop it out of his asshole with a severed goat penis.

Poke: The facebook version of a ginger stepchild. They just sit there and you have no idea what to do with them so you give your Pokes dirty looks and spit on them every once in a while.

Show me the Way: A characters phrase created by a old vine “why are you runnin” and then animated and 3d designed to make a small enchilada (knuckles) from sonic whose catchphares is “SHOW ME DA WAY” or “WHERE IS THE QUEEN”

Air-hog: someone who stands infront of a fan or airconditioner usually a fat sweaty guy.

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Anna: Sexiest mf alive. She's funny, beautiful and caring. But do not even dare to THINK about calling her Elsa's sister or making a Frozen reference. Besides that she's a great person and generally nice to be around. We should all have an Anna in our life:)

internet etiquette: A collection of guidelines for how to act polite and thus keep your friends on social networking sites and through email and discussion boards, etc.

Randa's but: A MONSTER THING. IT BRINGS ALL THE BOYS TO THE YARD!

Justin Bieber: The most amazing, talented, incredible human to ever walk the earth! Adored by everyone worldwide! Has amazing songs like, 'Baby', 'One Time' and 'One Less Lonely Girl'. If you think he only sings about girls, have you heard 'Down To Earth', 'Pray' and 'Born To Be Somebody'. He is the hottest guy in the whole entire world and I love him so much! Amazing fans refer to themselves as 'Beliebers'! He also has an awesome movie called 'Never Say Never' which is about how amazing his story is, everyone should watch it because it is so inspiring! <3 <3 <3

Napple: A nipple that is so big, it resembles the size of an apple, thus napple.

nicht: Scots language word for night Also used is mirk

hosk: n. Displaced liquid which has been launched vertically to an equivalent or greater height than that of the displacing object.

desperation mode: Desperation mode is a state in which many unsuccessful Tinder users find themselves in typically on a Friday night, when they once again find themselves alone and without a date. In an attempt to increase their odds on this "matching" app, they basically swipe right or select every single person, regardless of age, appearance or gender. This ultimately increases their overall chances of someone expressing an interest in them, therefore alleviating any feelings of loneliness or rejection. When in "desperation mode," people may exhibit erratic emotions, signs of physical or verbal desperation, sweating and even crying.

second law: a phrase commonly said after any sentence which, when taken out of context can mean something vulgar or dirty; can be used as a substitute for "that's what she said" when that phrase does not apply.

Angry Raegan: An Angry Raegan is a type of Raegan who is very angry, at all times. They enjoy to be angry at Troys and Sheryls and most of the time Gemmas. They like to read even though most of them are dyslexic, they are also commonly very abnormally tall and have very fabulous noses. They commonly own very little and adorable dogs usually named Mia or Angel. They enjoy screaming on the top of their lungs even if they think they are whispering, commonly Italian, or as white as paper.

rockstar lesbian: A lesbian who isn't a gold star lesbian (so she has been with men in the past) but was born to sexually pleasure women as evidenced by her natural-given talent...she's just that good!

Haaris: Haaris a di real general. Haaris gives no fucks about what anyone thinks and will do anything and everything no matter what people have to say. He also portrays a real sweet side to those friends and family members he truly cares for but get on the wrong side you’re genuinely gonna die. Haaris is a real BMW man and has no time for AMG and RS wankers. We love haaris !

meme time: Jacksepticeye's cure for depression. He claims its "the only cure for sadness" and he wasn't wrong.

Tuserabako: Toss her at the back (translation) - it is a phrase used when a woman is being promiscuous.

Jess Gray: Sexiest girl out there. Good at anything especially head. Personally you should get yourself a Jess Gray because theyre so amazing. Best girls out there.

xist4nce: the most underrated tiktoker of all time

Oh Christopher: When your mum uses your real name when you’ve done something wrong

DFO: Don't Flip Out Hit song of TAWSW, said to someone who is flipping out.

varioformic: A queer identity term for when you want to physically alter your body in a non-standard or incomplete way (in relation to gender/expression). This term is mostly used by transgender people with transition goals considered to be abnormal by the larger community; however it can also be used by cisgender folk who peruse sex change treatments while still identifying as the gender they were assigned as they fit the definition of physically altering one's body in a non-standard way. It is incredibly broad and can mean anything from a transgender person opting nit to have bottom surgery because they like their existing anatomy, to a cisgender woman getting phalloplasty, to complete removal of all genitalia, to the addition of more genitalia or secondary sex characteristics.

Ryan: If you have this name, you are a gay male who looks like a fucking stick with a small ass penis. This name means that you are the biggest faggot in the school. You are a scrawny piece of shit. Your mom probably doesn't love you. Also, you are always the aggressor.

penal chord: Penal chord - a penis. A specimen of male genitalia

phatass: Someone or something that shows the qualities of being phat.

snapdragonpussy: When females vagina snaps on to the cock and drags it inside and devours it

never-wazzer: A thing or being who never had a chance to succeed. A failure from start to finish.

skater: board pusher not to be confused with the endlessly mocked blader...it actually takes skill to do tricks suck as an ollie(which is the base for all tricks unless its old school) nollie, kickflip, heelflip, pop, shuvit f/s,b/sollie 180, 360 hardflip..... where as in rollerblading you just pick up you feet... skill? i think not...

Earth Angel: Religious or not, someone who often unexpectedly becomes a source of inspiration and support at a time when you need it most.