HEY that’s MY emotional support morally ambiguous misunderstood full of trauma touch starved yearning for love drenched in blood responsible for numerous atrocities comfort character who is TRYING & u will TREAT them with RESPECT
sophie 🖤🎀☠️
@vamplire
xxiv. writer. cinephile.
canada
july 26
she/her
sexy bitches have fangs & trauma
Anonymous asked:
do age gaps in vampire romance bother you? it seems to be a very prevalent issue to a lot of people
vamplire answered:
honey i read anne rice
Anonymous asked:
Does this mean that you're Daniel Molloy
u caught me
sorry i moaned when u put ur fangs in my neck
if cis men got periods there would be period pay in the amount of thousands every month, a medicine that is 100% effective with no side effects bc feeling a lick of pain is a no no or a perfected procedure to just stop them completely, pads & tampons would be free & the world would garner sympathy. in this essay i will…
about to get my period & i hate it. need a hysterectomy STAT get this good for nothing pain organ OUT OF ME
“Oh but then how will you have children?”
I don’t want any
“But what if you change your mind? You’re only young”
I have hated this flesh beast inside me since it told me it had woken up, and I want nothing more than to have it leave my peace alone.
Seriously. Cut this shit out of me and let me go on with my life. 😭
y’all get it
Anonymous asked:
Your period, you say? 🧛🏻♀️
calm down
about to get my period & i hate it. need a hysterectomy STAT get this good for nothing pain organ OUT OF ME
“not every vampire is queer” first of all yes they are
you don't live hundreds of years to not get a little fruity or a little gender fucky
The fashion changes alone will do this to you
so will lestat & his mom
the urge to turn into a bat to escape social situations
starr-jazz asked:
thoughts on dracula 2020? (the mini series)
gay
vampires have feelings u know
i hate third wheeling a toxic vampire couple. tf u mean lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat lestat. i wanna go home
the four seasons: frank n furter fall, time warp winter, shiver with antici…pation spring, sweet transvestite summer
should have been a Wild and Untamed Spring 👀
well we can’t have everything