The Wizard House — Okay I kinda assumed that they might try to turn...

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Okay I kinda assumed that they might try to turn Charlie Kirk into a martyr but seriously what the fuck

Here's a list of real things that have happened in the past 2 days:

  • He's being awarded the Presidential Medal of Freedom
  • JD Vance personally escorted his body back to Arizona in Air Force Two
  • All American flags both in the US and abroad are to be flown at half-mast for the rest of the week
  • Republican senators are calling for a statue of him to be built in the Capitol (quote: "we have one of MLK don't we?")
  • News anchors are sobbing live on television
  • The governor of Utah has pledged to give the shooter the death penalty
  • Vigils are being held nationwide
  • Evangelicals have been equating him with Jesus
  • In the House of Representatives a request for a prayer devolved into screaming that the Democrats killed him
  • The New York Yankees held a moment of silence before the game and proceeded to lose 12-2
  • People across the country are losing their jobs en masse for criticising him online
  • MSNBC's political analyst was asked what created the environment for the shooting, said it could be his divisive rhetoric, and was fired on the spot
  • A UK student wrote "he got shot lol" in a private group chat and it made the news
  • The State Department announced that they will revoke the visas of foreign nationals who "praise, rationalise, or make light" of his death on social media
  • Also it was 9/11