big fan of Gem creating a whole new fantasy character vs Grian throwing a cape over that fuckass red sweater and calling it a day
when boy bands sing a love song addressed to the listener does that imply all 5-10 of them are in love with you at once. that seems like a lot of pressure i don't know if i want to be the nucleus of the boyband polycule.
my friend liz downloaded some free audio software a few months ago to do something and now every time she joins a call a female voice says “trial. trial.” and liz doesn’t remember the name of the software or know how to stop it and she doesn’t want to
my friend liz had her spotify account hacked and literally didn’t realize for a year until I was talking about my decade in review playlist and she looked at hers and it was all brazilian music and she was like oh this explains why I would go to sleep listening to classical music and wake up and it’s playing trap. and also why there are like 30 playlists on my account that I didn’t make. she just thought spotify was like that
hand to god at some point my friend liz managed to fuck up her install of Portal so bad that it was displaying minecraft textures
tonight she very carefully explained that there’s been a screw rattling around in her laptop for months but today it stopped which means it’s wedged on something and then the image on the screen started sliding sideways but she rebooted three times and now it’s fixed. and then an hour later she dropped from the call
It's true that like once you start having ambiguous gender feelings it's a little bit of a free for all like yes I'm a woman but I'm also male and I like being called a boy but I'm not a man like sorry I'm on Advanced Gender nuance now but also my gender is that stuffed fox on a chair.
Cool how they can just terminate your account without any notice or explanation and then completely refuse to look at your appeals, these are all automated replies, and don't even include the ones from my other email adress.
Do reblog this btw, idk if people realize that staff is simply just not gonna read your appeals unless you have a large following calling attention to your termination
Anonymous asked
You seem pretty cool and agreeable
WOMEN ARE NOT AGREEABLE JUST BECAUSE THEYRE WOMEN. YOU ARE SUFFOCATING ME
And here I thought we were going to make progress.
SIGMUND FREUD YOU WILL NEVER FIND YOUR “PROGRESS” WITHIN ME
Once again I have a suggestion
IST, ARE YOU A THERAPIST?????? A LICENSED THERAPIST??????? I NEED TO UNDERSTAND WHY YOU ARE DOING THIS
















