My 2026 predictions:
- Massive increase in tumblr transfem bug-girl therianposting
- Trump lands in hospital for 4+ weeks, disappointing everyone when he doesn't die over it
- AI company stock crash leads to a flood of memes about cheap GPUs, which all dies 2 weeks later when it becomes clear the GPUs are not getting cheaper
- "Not dating poor people" gets reframed as a woke leftist thing to do
- Yet another deeply concerning Boeing scandal with no meaningful consequences
My alone time is for everyone’s safety
i love seeing my friends interests mentioned somewhere. its like woaaah. thats My Friends interest. from My Friend. wow. epic friend reference
you ever crave something you can't have? ssssshut up about your ex i mean i want grilled cheese but im scared of the stove
just found out in my paperwork that im not diagnosed with JUST sepsis but apparently SEVERE sepsis. so thats cute 😀
uh so if anyone wants to help me afford housing until + after the literally LIFE SAVING surgery i will be getting in march it would be so incredibly appreciated. im probably going to need some level of caregiving after the surgery too and i have no idea how to even approach that because its uh. insanely expensive
pypal | cshapp | kof1 | my friend's venmo bc yeah im still locked out of mine 😭 haven't had the energy to get back in
My bad. I was looking for a stupid job that didn't mean anything where I didn't have to do stuff. Sorry, I guess.
being poly with no bitches is a little funny
yes i am in fact poly but um. its just me for now. thats all you're gonna get
monocule
