Your quality of life will increase ten-fold when you learn to appreciate the sight of a little bird
god remember when there were no ads AND you could post dick on here. take me back i'll be grateful this time
is this talking about tumblr or the internet in general
allrecipes.com
internet politics and real-world politics have gotten so separated, and pretty soon all this internet weirdness is gonna come crashing into real life and politicians are gonna start throwing around words like “SJW” and “anime communist” and “dark enlightenment” and it’s just gonna be the most ridiculous fucking thing
date of origin: 13th of april, 2015.
happy 10 year anniversary!
This post.
This fucking post.
It is in some ways, the only piece of evidence I have that there was a time Before.
'suggesting someone transition and become a girl is inherently sexual, and furthermore, nonconsensual. saying this around minors is dangerous' holy shit miss you should call up turning point usa, I hear they have a job opening
coworker today was talking about how she tries to drive less to reduce her carbon footprint, so instead of ordering takeout she orders delivery. when I pointed out that this actually results in the exact same amount of emissions because the same amount of driving happens she said "yeah but it's not me driving." and I feel like any critique of progressive individualism I could make based on this would fall flat because like. what else is there to say? she summed up the flaws of individualist environmentalism better than most critics could, without intending to.
okay well given the number of tags that seem to think the problem is how she's calculating her personal carbon footprint and not the idea of a "personal carbon footprint" maybe I should have elaborated some
I don’t really believe this mumbo jumbo

I mean it’s a goddamn hat.

Right..?


The white rose, it symbolizes the unique beauty of all the women who wish not to be with a nice guy such as myse-


I wonder if this works with other kinds of hat…


Nothing ventured, nothing gained…


WHEEEN THE MOON HITS YOUR EYE LIKE A BIG PIZZA PIE THAT’S AMORREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Men of Tumblr are my favorite kind of people…
IT’S GOTTEN BETTER!
This post is immaculate
It can’t be true.

And it can’t possibly work on motorcycle helmets.

I must test it.

Nothing happening so far…



What in the world?

Oh why not? This should be interesting.

Here we go!

Were all mad here in Underland!

What the hell! Never Again!

… Actually …

One more time.
the-masters-shadow hahahahahahahhaahhahahahaa pffffdf
This is such a beautiful thing
Jesus christ
Ah, man. What a great post. *ties ballsack tightly with a hemp rope* TAKE IT FROM HERE DELORES! *Delores the amazon dressed in tight leather puts on a pair of spiked high heels. She starts stomping the sack* Oh! Ow! Oh god! Fuck yeah in the sack! Thats my sack! Oof! Oh! The sack baby, OHH!
yo what the fuck happened to this post
I’m. I’m not the only one seeing this right. Please tell me I’m not the only one seeing this.
Don't listen to them babe your IDs are consistently correct and your observations are all research grade











