i rebranded for a reason

also why the fuck do i have -5 frags, it’s a random post under a thread that just says hi

xlg bias

you say that like tyloo is bad

hi

i wouldn't be surprised if we get a TH 26-11

it's fineeee i am 5/8 in Americas because I had faith in LEV to win both games

Sentinels are trying to force no scan initiator when they have 2 amazing scan players
This team would have WAY more success playing Reduxx as solo duelist and Kyu/n4rrate double initiator

Double duelist is strong, yes, but it's not the magic cure for every team

https://www.vlr.gg/pickem/4d4c33a3
light 4/4 for EMEA

FNS has stated many times he has no desire to coach a team

I am a Heretics fan so I gambled with slight bias (another reason why I am not doing this in real life)

1.5x odds implies that the team has a ⅔ chance of winning, I think that if the match were to be played an arbitrarily large number of times the fraction of TH wins would approach ⅔

aspas

i'm 16½ ~ plus i have a very addictive personality so real-life sports betting is the worst possible thing for me to get involved with

here's my bets so far

at the start of 2026 i gave myself $1,000 fake money to bet on vct games using the actual scorelines from vlr, and logged all my bets in a channel in 229 server - after 2 weeks i'm up to $1,142.30
i will continue to update this thread as i keep winning

SLOWLY AND SPLASH ARE GOING TO SANTIAGOOOOOO

TYLOO 2-0
match mvp: slowly

I believe the salary cap he refers to is that of the entire team combined, not for individual players - that way you couldn't have a Vitality-esque team where you pay the same for one player that Furia paid for their full roster in 2025

Aspas or Slowly

TEC is worse than every team above this message

stew and coconut alone should be enough to 2v5 TEC

how is JDG 1.6 odds, I'd bet $100 on that if I could LMAO

downgraded from 0/15/3 to 0/15/0

dawg wtf is this take, if FPX got 7 rounds total NOVA should be no issue

i'm slowly's biggest glazer lol i'm just happy to see him have actual teammates

https://youtu.be/qkhm3oPsE_Q?si=LG1UG0wLBVf8mvFd
just watch this and you'll see ^^

nah hop on twin

LMFAO thats actually insane tho

not even far off lol

26-7
splash mvp
berlin lvp

tell me you’ve never watched a JDG match without telling me you’ve never watched a JDG match

he sang the indian song as a joke and the twitter egirls never mentally recovered

you're lucky :/

Americas broadcast > EMEA broadcast, we literally had a tech pause in the first EMEA series of 2026

1 of our 'fnatic fan tweet' special is coming right up

1. skuba girlfriend
2. invy having zero rizz
3. patitek indian song
4. zellsis saying the r word
5. alfajer beefing with 16 year olds on twitter

i still can't get over the fact that he was the top rated player in his region with a 1.37 while igling

i prefer VLR's UI, ability to downfrag, ease of use, match page, forum quality, and people, but HLTV has more stats available, top 20 player lists, and trophies for players

He is, genetically, but my point is that I would never put him in a list of APAC players

I prefer the new variation

yeah sure and Jawgemo is Cambodian lol
https://www.vlr.gg/player/3993/jawgemo

i fear even 1,000 might be an underestimate for slowly

then it just becomes HLTV

Two of them are substitutes

okay real talk tho does british food even exist

Chicken is overrated its just overeaten

i am contractually obligated to send this copypasta every time there is a 13-0

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thoughts on meiy?

if teun locks reyna and goes 0-8 im getting hades in for him

uh huh

plus you’re both in 229 server so that confirms it