You come for the professional Minecraft, you stay for the polka!
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Did I not bring enough octopus droppings?!
-Tango, live on camera, 2024
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Tango Stream Quote
Cleo: Is there any way to kneecap Pearl [for Hungry Hermits]?
Joe: It’s called a flight to Australia and a crowbar
*high pitched* Sometimes I throw my pants on the floor
-TangoTek, live on camera, 2024
Did I not bring enough octopus droppings?!
-Tango, live on camera, 2024
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Chat: What if someone dies from the rats in the restaurant?
Tango: No one will. Not even Scar.
Chat: Sir, you died to a berry bush
Tango: Sir, I died to a berry bush once
He’s so petty and sarcastic it makes me laugh so hard
I forgot to open the hole!
-TangoTek, live on camera in front of thousands of people, 2024
Scar: I love asking Tango if he’s watched anything new because the answer is always “Nope!”
…
Scar: [Show] is on HBO, Tango you wouldn’t know
Tango: I HAVE HBO!
Scar: Do you just give them money for charity?
Tango: … Yeah actually (but also Mrs. T watches it)
It’s gonna be raining creeper poop on me all day!
-TangoTek, live on camera, 2024
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Why am I in the freezer for the baked potatoes?!
-TangoTek, live on camera, 2024
You do not want a Scar in your noodles
-GeminiTay, live on camera, 2024 on Tango’s stream when Scar fell down into the Frogger redstone