Anonymous asked:
nosy asks 6, 28, 43 👀👀👃
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wcdonaldo answered:
6: Age you get mistaken for
people have actually been accurate with my age in the last couple years - i’ve had a couple people ask if i was like 20-22, but aside from that people usually see me as around my mid-20s
28: A description of the person I dislike the most
i’d probably say my childhood neighbor. he was cool with us until my dad had a heart attack and missed a week of mowing the lawn, at which point he put up a giant sign (think 10x25 feet) on the side of his house, visible from the highway, calling us “trailer trash” and all sorts of other insults– he harassed us in various other ways for 5 years until he got divorced and his ex-wife got a restraining order (as did we)
43: Sexiest person that comes to my mind immediately
the girl reading this <3
ok i cheated a little on the last answer because i’d just woke up and while the girl reading this IS sexy i should be more specific
i haven’t actually had a “wow this person is smoking hot”-type reaction in a good number of years as i’ve been a little repressed, but weirdly enough the last time i had that kind of reaction was to a person i’ve only met in a dream. she was a girl with short curly hair and had about 2-3 inches on me and she is not someone i have EVER seen in real life, like even in pictures or passing on the street. afaik my brain literally created this person for me to swoon over
she's a wolf. she's a stray mutt. she's a goddess. she digs up your turnips. she is literally The Sun. she likes boobs. she is herself reincarnated. she is judging you. she ate your lunch. she is blessing you. she is howling. she is feeding your cat. she is shredding demons. she is taking a nap. she sprouts flowers in her wake. she will smack you with a tree. she wields the elements with a paintbrush. she glows. she's a menace. she fished the moon out of a lake. she revitalized your crops. she's headbutting you. she's feeding the birds. she's beautiful and she is fresh out of retirement
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