forgissimus:

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literally my favorite type of tweet

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

Screenshot of a tumblr post reading:   Gordon Ramsay: Fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? From before I tried the main course? Waiter: Side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir. Gordon Ramsay: Jesus christ now he's coming over here. Gordon Ramsay: Who the fuck are you, why do you look like me? Gordon Ramsay, ignoring Gordon Ramsay: God damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline. Waiter: Sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable. Gordon Ramsay: Not perfectly stable love? I know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! My past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! It's unsanitary! Please bring the chef here I need to have a word with him. Both Gordon Ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: Bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?  The post is by ca314159bara.ALT
Screenshot of a twitter post reading:  Gordon Ramsay on kitchen nightmares: Where are you getting this egg nog? Staff: We milk it fresh from the creature every day. Gordon: Fuck me... they milk it from the creature. This place is going under.  The post is by @snackoon and was posted Dec 18 2021ALT
Screenshot of a twitter post reading:  (Gordon Ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients): And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (inside is a vast chamber. The cavern ceiling is collapsed, a stream of water drips down as moonlight illuminates an ancient tree) oh for fucks sake  The post is by @lizardmancer and was posted Nov 24 2022ALT
A screenshot of a twitter post reading:  [Gordon Ramsay being lowered down a well] Fuck me  [The bucket he's in descends deeper, his voice is echoing now] I'm being lowered down a fucking well. Into the fucking darkness.  [He keeps descending, barely audible echoes now] Fucking hell this is deep. Jesus christ  The post is by @SexbeanPernicus and was posted Dec 20 2021ALT

Clearly what we all crave is an isekai fantasy movie starring Gordon Ramsay

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literally my favorite type of tweet

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

Screenshot of a tumblr post reading:   Gordon Ramsay: Fuck me, is that a fucking past version of myself? From before I tried the main course? Waiter: Side effect of the house's special sauce, sorry sir. Gordon Ramsay: Jesus christ now he's coming over here. Gordon Ramsay: Who the fuck are you, why do you look like me? Gordon Ramsay, ignoring Gordon Ramsay: God damnit, this obviously didn't happen in my original timeline. Waiter: Sometimes the chef doesn't put enough tomatoes and the time loop isn't perfectly stable. Gordon Ramsay: Not perfectly stable love? I know this isn't your fault but this is a fucking paradox! My past self is obviously not going to have the sauce in the first place now, and this version of myself will never come to be! It's unsanitary! Please bring the chef here I need to have a word with him. Both Gordon Ramsays, in perfect unison, looking at the camera: Bloody hell, my notions of causality crushed and for what, some soggy fucking pasta?  The post is by ca314159bara.ALT
Screenshot of a twitter post reading:  Gordon Ramsay on kitchen nightmares: Where are you getting this egg nog? Staff: We milk it fresh from the creature every day. Gordon: Fuck me... they milk it from the creature. This place is going under.  The post is by @snackoon and was posted Dec 18 2021ALT
Screenshot of a twitter post reading:  (Gordon Ramsay chewing out a restaurant owner over his old expired ingredients): And where the fuck does this door lead? If I see a- (inside is a vast chamber. The cavern ceiling is collapsed, a stream of water drips down as moonlight illuminates an ancient tree) oh for fucks sake  The post is by @lizardmancer and was posted Nov 24 2022ALT
A screenshot of a twitter post reading:  [Gordon Ramsay being lowered down a well] Fuck me  [The bucket he's in descends deeper, his voice is echoing now] I'm being lowered down a fucking well. Into the fucking darkness.  [He keeps descending, barely audible echoes now] Fucking hell this is deep. Jesus christ  The post is by @SexbeanPernicus and was posted Dec 20 2021ALT

Clearly what we all crave is an isekai fantasy movie starring Gordon Ramsay

weirdly-specific-but-ok:

weirdly-specific-but-ok:

weirdly-specific-but-ok:

hey um queer desi people if you think you’re alone, i promise you’re not. i’m here, we’re here, and we exist. i love you.

you’ve also not been “brainwashed by the West” or whatever bullshit I’ve heard over and over. queer people have existed in the Indian subcontinent and its neighbours for as long as humans have. you’re not something Other and you don’t deserve to be alienated from the aspects of your culture that you love. you have as much right to your history as anyone else.

you are free to reject it or choose not to associate with it for various reasons, of course, but you make that choice. they don’t get to make it for you.

so yeah.

you’re so valid, and so loved.

yeah please reblog/share this even if you’re not desi or queer, because i need it to find as many of them as possible, because it’s so, so easy for us to forget that we do have a community and that we aren’t alone.

our cultures are generally extremely social, with large families and communities for every single tiny thing, and that’s how we were raised. to feel alienated, and to feel alone, is a horrifying feeling for anyone, but it’s so different when you grow up in a society where everyone else has so much security and support and belongs. because then you start to wonder if you’re the one who’s wrong, whether there really is no one else like you, because everyone seems to have a community except for you.

so yes. please share this. i want us to know, that we aren’t fucking alone. and we deserve that sense of community just as much as anyone else.

hey um queer desi people if you think you're alone, i promise you're not. i'm here, we're here, and we exist. i love you.

you've also not been "brainwashed by the West" or whatever bullshit I've heard over and over. queer people have existed in the Indian subcontinent and its neighbours for as long as humans have. you're not something Other and you don't deserve to be alienated from the aspects of your culture that you love. you have as much right to your history as anyone else.

you are free to reject it or choose not to associate with it for various reasons, of course, but you make that choice. they don't get to make it for you.

so yeah.

you're so valid, and so loved.

yeah please reblog/share this even if you're not desi or queer, because i need it to find as many of them as possible, because it's so, so easy for us to forget that we do have a community and that we aren't alone.

our cultures are generally extremely social, with large families and communities for every single tiny thing, and that's how we were raised. to feel alienated, and to feel alone, is a horrifying feeling for anyone, but it's so different when you grow up in a society where everyone else has so much security and support and belongs. because then you start to wonder if you're the one who's wrong, whether there really is no one else like you, because everyone seems to have a community except for you.

so yes. please share this. i want us to know, that we aren't fucking alone. and we deserve that sense of community just as much as anyone else.

Curious Zelda

teratomarty:

broken-seal:

wonderlace19:

catchymemes:

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https://twitter.com/curiouszelda

https://www.instagram.com/curiouszelda/

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

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These live rent-free in my head.

She does looks like she would speak in rhyme then disappear into the woods

These live rent-free in my head.

swordsandstitches:

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One last silly before this presidency blows up the world


Keep reading

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One last silly before this presidency blows up the world


Keep reading

zeemczed-blog:
“void-the-bear:
“bidoof:
“ mooserattler:
“ jjflow:
“ freshrosemary:
“ allthelittlebeagles:
“ moonblossom:
“ mooserattler:
“ Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.
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How can...

zeemczed-blog:

void-the-bear:

bidoof:

mooserattler:

jjflow:

freshrosemary:

allthelittlebeagles:

moonblossom:

mooserattler:

Reblog this picture of me holding a Family Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios? I’d really appreciate it.

How can I say no to such a great photo and such a polite request?

i will always support this post

@mooserattler back on my dash!

Why isn’t this at a million notes, yet, Dante???

I’m not sure. Hey lovely people who have taken me over half way to a cool million! If you’d like to reblog again, I’d love that, if not, I still love you, and hope you’re having a great day. I’m gonna go do some stand up tonight.

god come on we’re so close. this is like the only meaningful thing that this website could ever achieve

@hellsite-hall-of-fame this post is from 2015

And we’re still reblogging it. Because we can. Because this picture of a guy holding a Family-Size box of Honey Nut Cheerios meant something, even if we’re never going to be sure of what.

Hello, I am from Gaza, due to the shortage of medicine in Gaza, my mother who is a type 1 diabetic and was supposed to undergo urgent eye surgery, has not been able to get insulin or any medical care for the past three months. . Some members of my family fled to the southernmost part of Gaza (Rafah) in tents. But my parents and sisters have nowhere else to stay. They are forced to stay in the Nuseirat refugee camp, which has been bombed since the beginning of Christmas. "I am on my knees asking for your donations. Please help me. where you can, Goal: $700

Nb/REBLOG,DONATE & SHARE WITH FRIENDS ❤️

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Anonymous asked:

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For Eu look up:

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For Usa look up:

US campaign for Palestinian rights

BOYCOTT FOR PALESTINE

FOA (Friends of Al-Aqsa) have organized a boycott in support of palestine. Here are the key companies to boycott:

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Israeli produce

We will be ending our call to boycott PUMA once the contract with IFA officially dissolves in 2024. Until then, we encourage you to continue boycotting PUMA products.

Please help to spread the word by sending this copypasta to as many blogs as you can and/or going to FOAs website where you can find posters to download and print out

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thebaconsandwichofregret:

theboyfallsfromthesky:

tiocfaidharlulz:

sithofren:

coto524:

coto524:

saethwr:

coto524:

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

#okay but can any of y'all even pronounce your own town names tho? #bye”

yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones

#But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboard”

fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral

fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time

fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected

(quietly cheers in support of the Welsh, and your language sounds beautiful, too)

drag them, wales!

Go Wales

the thing people need to get through their heads is what the original statement is:

W is a vowel, and LL and FF are single letters not two Ls or two Fs. Saying LL is two letters is as dumb as saying W is two letters just because it looks like two Vs.

We have a different alphabet, it just looks a lot like the english one.

as a welsh person i want you all to accept that W is a vowel because honestly it makes pronouncing acronyms so much easier. wlw becomes ‘ooloo’, wjec becomes ‘oojeck’, love yourselves and stop giving us shit when we tell you welsh has 7 vowels. english actually has 15 vowel sounds but because y’all only use 5 letters you have to rely on a spelling system devised by satan

and please, enough with the “keyboard smashing” jokes. not original, not funny.

#okay but can any of y'all even pronounce your own town names tho? #bye”

yeah, we can actually because the spelling is phonetic. meanwhile english folks have placenames like bicester or keighley or beaulieu, which you have to learn the pronunciation for individually because the rules are so inconsistent. i mean people can’t even agree how to pronounce marylebone but sure welsh place names are the weird ones

#But are you aware your language literally looks like a potato rolled across a keyboard”

fun fact: for decades children were beaten for speaking welsh in school, even in areas where english was barely spoken, because the government decided in 1847 that the language made people lazy and immoral

fun fact: welsh orthography is actually easy to read if you take your head out of your arse for one minute and learn our alphabet - just like french, or spanish, or korean, because surprise! languages use different spelling systems that are not based on english. novel, i know - and in the 18th century, travelling schools were able to teach people to read and write welsh in a matter of months, so that wales enjoyed a literate majority, a rare thing in europe at the time

fun fact: the english have been taking the piss out of welsh for years, just like they’ve been doing for irish, and scots gaelic, and cornish, and british sign language, and a hundred and one other languages, because evidently the fact that the whole world isn’t anglophone and monocultured and Still Part Of The Empire is a problem, and something that needs to be corrected

(quietly cheers in support of the Welsh, and your language sounds beautiful, too)

drag them, wales!

the thing people need to get through their heads is what the original statement is:

W is a vowel, and LL and FF are single letters not two Ls or two Fs. Saying LL is two letters is as dumb as saying W is two letters just because it looks like two Vs.

We have a different alphabet, it just looks a lot like the english one.