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yesterday I had the thought "visual novel for normal people" (?) and halfway through making this image (which I thought would be really funny) I realized it was completely meaningless

My boyfriend, again blending together fanfiction tropes: So what if when you finally find your soulmate, that’s when you discover if you’re alpha or omega, right?

Me, hands shaking as I frantically search for pen & paper: KEEP TALKING

Me: Seems hellish

Boyfriend: So does being an ant person

Me: Again, baby, they’re not ants

Boyfriend: YES THEY ARE. They communicate via pheromones— LIKE ANTS.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing….

Boyfriend: You could trick them into following orders and thinking they’re dead by spraying them with a spritz bottle. I think they need a queen.

Me: So back to the soulmate thing…. Seems hellish!

Boyfriend: Not really. If being around the other person is what triggers the changes, if you want to go back to normal… all you need to do is leave.

Me, writing: (You found your soulmate. It’s changing you in scary ways. All you need to do is leave… how difficult would it be to leave? What pressures exist to stay?)

Boyfriend: So these ant-people—

Me: OMEGAVERSE IS NOT ANTS!!!!!!

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meet my crab #mycrab

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And they lived happily ever after! (and had therapy) I made this for a secret santa and decided to incorporate cat shen jiu into it (if it wasnt obvious hehe)!! I hope that my giftee likes it!

Bonus!!:

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he has so much aura please don't stab him

PULL UP SISTER FRANCIS!

this is a message to all babytrans. you may come across a subreddit or maybe even a 4chan board that is made up entirely of the most miserable trans people you’ve ever met. they have their own lingo borrowed straight from incel communities. but instead of being an incel where cishet men tell each other that women will never want to fuck them because of 2 mm of browbone, it’s trans women telling each other that they will never be a woman because of 2 mm of browbone. it’s trans men calling other trans men pooners for having a round face instead of a chiseled gigachad jawline. but they swear it’s not a toxic community because they’re all hiding under several layers of irony, so you can never really tell if someone is being serious. and it’s very important that you never visit these forums, even out of morbid curiosity

since this post is making rounds i feel like resharing this for no reason in particular

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FTH 2026 Auction Calendar

Below you'll find the calendar for the tenth (!) FTH auction.
(What is FTH?)

Our list of supported organizations for 2026 is here. Over the next week, we'll be posting more in-depth profiles of each of these organizations to help creators and bidders can make thoughtful, informed decisions.

You can also look at the Auction FAQ (which has lots of useful information for people thinking about signing up as creators, as well as dedicated sections on bidding and on nonprofit orgs.) If you’re raring to go, you can also look at our bidding policies. You'll also find the dates for our 2026 Crafts Bazaar, if you're interested in creating or receiving physical fanworks.

FTH 2026 Calendar

Monday, Jan 26th: creator signups open for both the auction and the craft bazaar

Sunday, Feb 8th: creator signups close for the main auction; craft bazaar signups remain open!

Friday, Feb 27th: browsing period begins, craft bazaar opens

Tuesday, March 3rd, 8am ET: auction bidding opens; craft bazaar signups close

Saturday, March 7th, 8pm ET: auction bidding closes

Wednesday, Mar 18th: auction donations due; craft stalls close

Thursday, Dec 31st: fanworks due

We're excited to be back for another round, and we hope you are too! After all, the world needs us more than ever: our donations, our community care, and our joyful and inspiring fanworks We need one another right now, and FTH is a great way to make that happen.

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📜 DISCIPLE SPOTLIGHT 📜

Please welcome @teamune to the Cāng Qióng Archives as one of our amazing page artists! ✨

Through their art, fragments of the Disciple Era come into focus, preserving emotion and memory in each brushstroke 📖

✒️ Role: Page Artist

ive always rly liked the idea of a member of a group of adventurers having what everyone assumes is very well trained hawk and then at the end of their journey its casually revealed that thats actually just his buddy whos a shapeshifter and just rly likes being a hawk

the guy also like thinks everyone knows bc he never tries to hide the fact that the hawk is a person but everyone assumes hes always just joking. like the others being like "damn its crazy how he knows exactly what you want him to do its like he knows english or something." and the guy is just like "well yeah thats his first language so ofc he's fluent??" and they all go "haha good one" and move on, leaving him confused

they just think hes a quirky guy that really loves his pet and says things like "the 9 of us" even tho there are clearly only 8 people! he just cares about the bird so much he counts it as a group member haha !

me: i see tumblr is really into flasks today

my friend, scornful and mocking: i don’t think thats tumblr i think that’s your weird bubble

me: i don’t have a weird bubble this is the normal tumblr experience

my so-called friend, his eyes alight with cruelty: no the normal tumblr experience is baby queers and fandom blogs

me: i’m pretty sure it’s wizened, ancient transsexuals and chaos sorcerers

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i love that shen qingqiu (shen yuan edition) is so fixated on the fact he's transmigrated into a stallion novel that he completely misses the extremely early genre shift caused by his presence. it's a late-game revelation that he's moved over to the danmei section, and he's frankly astonished that he's unlocked a male romance route, wow, what a surprise.

meanwhile this whole time, shen qingqiu is out here collecting handsome men like it's going out of goddamn fashion. half the country's Important Figures are madly in love with him. he trips and falls and acquires another male suitor with some tragic link to his past and a complex history.

shen qingqiu is seriously standing around fixating on luo binghe's theoretical harem of women. meanwhile he's got the cultivation's world Hottest Eligible Bachelors in a state of pure chaos. they are orbiting around him like lost sheep. everywhere he goes he acquires a +10 bonus to homoeroticism and manages to unlock whole new romantic dialogue options. he is at the dead centre of this extremely complex and multidimensional love triangle with zero. visibility. about it.

also, it's extra funny because 14yo luo binghe canonically checks him out and is like "yeah can't complain, he's good looking, not supremely beautiful but you wouldn't kick him out of bed" and then is obsessed with him forever. everyone is obsessed with him forever. turns out that shen qingqiu is a straight up irresistible hottie once he's no longer radiating shen jiu's stinky old cat energy. give the man a snickers bar and a cup of tea to calm down and suddenly he's the world's most in-demand man-on-man bachelor doing constant psychic damage to his myriad suitors through sheer obliviousness

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It's how you frame it.

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Baking Wangxian into cookies, because I miss them.

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