• sent by myoveractivewriterbrain

    Funny thought to consider. (ㆆ ᴗ ㆆ)

    From the prospective of Cybertronians, would Mecha Pilot Jazz now considered a cassette?

  • answered by keferon

    Dang. Maybe? Cassettes can’t control other people’s bodies but the concept of a tiny guy hiding in ones chest is definitely familiar to Cybertronians.

    Actually. I think humans would be a lot weirder about that stuff than Cybertronians. Human characters would be the ones who makes saucy jokes about “being inside each other” and these 😏 faces

    Cybertronians have a lot of similar concepts like cassettes and load bearers and titans and sentient spaceships and stuff. And you know. Yeah it would be really funny if they thought Jazz was a really weird cassette lmao Purely for comedic potential~

  • keferon

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    WHEEEEEEZE

    Blaster: You don’t understand it’s your responsibility!

    Prowl: Listen if there was something wrong Jazz would simply tell me. And he is not a Cassette.

    Blaster: Oh Primus you just don’t see it because you don’t have the right programming. And if he never had a proper host before then he doesn’t know either! Cassettes have their needs and it’s important for their health! Look at him! Look how thin and wobbly he is. He is obviously in stress.

    *camera cuts to Jazz doing this*

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  • myoveractivewriterbrain

  • AGDHSKSG--LOL, YES!

    This is the kind of funny stuff I was thinking about.

    Later-

    Blaster: Where's Jazz?

    Prowl quickly gestures to his chest-plate before going back to whatever task he is doing: Recharging.

    Blaster holding back tears: I knew you would understand.

    Prowl: No. Wait. This isn't-- human's simply require significantly more regular intervals of--

    Blaster, pats Prowl on the shoulder: You're doing great.

    Prowl, regretting trying to use familiar terms to make things easier for the crew: He's SLEEPING.

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  • unwastelandunbaby

  • asked a student what their favorite animal was today and they said “a cheetah AND a sloth” and I said “wow smart, you’ve got both ends of the speed spectrum covered!” and they looked at me like I was the only sensible adult they’d ever spoken to

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  • prayantis

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    I have this listed in my notes “Fucked up TFO AU” but I’m going to call it the Dave AU. Basically the gang are the first mechs to ever be de-cogged and got hidden away (then Bumblebee joins them! Yippee!)

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  • sent by crispyclouddragon

    Anyone gonna tell Starscream that Jetfire has been defrosted by the Autobots? Or just that he's alive?

  • answered by askthemedbay
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    Oh, good grief. Of course they’d get along like that… now they’re dressing Ambulon up like a prisoner…

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  • sent by Anonymous

    I can only imagine what’s going to happen if after prowl Successfully Befriends Jazz jazz just so happens to randomly find a data pad with a 1000+ step plan to specifically befriending him. I can’t tell if he’d think prowl was a freak (but his freak) or a Freak (and also a spy)

  • answered by keferon

    I can’t decide if Jazz should find it before or after the plan is finished.

    Just imagine if he finds the plan before it’s fully completed so he looks through it and like “holy shit am I being fucking played?? And for what???”

    Scrolls down to see that is the goal

    The hug.

    Bruh no that can’t be it. The hug must be a code word for something else right??


    But if he finds out after? I genuinely think he’d be impressed. Like “Omg THIS is why all those Autobots like you so much. Is this how you got so close to Megatron?”

    Prowl: basically yes. But Megatron’s plan was shorter.

    Jazz, scrolling through kilometers of data and notes: Yeah? How much?

    Prowl: Seven steps.

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  • sent by bumblebeekitten

    Regarding the tags you left on your recent reblog, I am DYING at the idea of ES Prowl making a 1000+ step plan to work up to hugging Jazz because it feels so HIM

    Megatron: You weren't that apprehensive about hugging me

    Prowl: You're not scary. He is

    Which, as the Autobot with apparently some THE MOST con kills under his belt? Makes it funnier to me because Megatron WOULDNT BE scary, not after he's taken down so many. Maybe that's what gets Prowl's foot in the door so to speak with Jazz, his kill count.

  • answered by keferon

    ES Prowl thinks that Jazz is the coolest Autobot ever but also. Jazz is absolutely fucking impossible to befriend. He doesn’t trust ANYONE and expects betrayal from any new face he sees. He can PRETEND to be your friend and he is absolutely incredible at pretending and playing a role but Prowl doesn’t want that. So. Like any normal and sane person would do. He worked out this little simple 6584756 step pipeline to become Jazz’s friend. And the last step involves a hug and if Prowl shows his plan to anyone else they would laugh SO HARD. Not because making a giant plan for this kind of thing is stupid, no. Because everyone knows that it’s impossible to hug Jazz and keep all your limbs in place👍

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  • awpollar

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    What if in tf one not all the bots got their cogs at the same time so some were given it a bit later on anywho adjusting to ur friends being 3x ur size might be part of why u develop anger issues later on

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  • dailymothanon

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    How To Catch a Cassette Player, a tutorial by Shockwave… this is actually how they recruited Soundwave into the decepticons, so I’ve heard… bribed him with ten million cassettes but now they have a buncha crazy lil things running around 🤨 they should’ve thought it thru better

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