Where Did His Eyebrows Go?
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Sound the trumpets by Nival_Vixen
(1/1 I 1,241 I Teen)
Stiles has become an accidental and unwilling parent to a cygnet. In a fit of sleep deprivation and overdose of Red Bull, he named it Derek. At least, that’s what he told the rest of the pack.
(1/1 I 4,233 I Explicit)
Wherein Stiles is not possessed of all the facts, and Derek is not a reliable source of information.
(1/1 I 4,322 I Mature)
Stiles and Derek realize that their relationship changed when they weren’t paying attention, and Deaton asks Stiles to explain the meaning of penetration.
(1/1 I 5,304 I Teen)
It’s the week before Christmas, and it’s Stiles’ last free day to take care of some necessary business for the surprise party he’s throwing for Derek’s birthday.
Night Owls Early Birds by Lissadiane
(1/1 I 24,349 I Teen)
Confession: Stiles is afraid of having magic.
The Spark had been cool. It had been small, manageable. He could do some funky stuff with Mountain Ash, all with the power of belief.
And now here he is, his Spark blown wide open, apparently coming down with a fatal case of magical overload, and all that stands between him and bleeding out is a grumpy owl that looks suspiciously like a feathered version of Derek Hale.
(In which Stiles learns he’s a witch, but instead of a wand and a trip to Diagon Alley, he gets blood magic, a grumpy and reluctant owl as his companion, and an accidental blood bond with Derek Hale.)
Bite Down Hard by orphan_account
(1/1 I 25,730 I Explicit)
For a moment, Derek can’t breathe.
Because moles aren’t the only thing marring the pale skin of Stiles’ neck. Oh no, that’s –
– that’s a bond bite. A bond bite which Stiles definitely did not have yesterday, and which appears to have roughly the same dimensions as Derek’s own mouth.
Shit.
(Or: In which Secret Service Agent Derek Hale accidentally gets bonded to First Son Stiles Stilinski. Oops.)
Better Than Dead by heartsdesire456
(1/1 I 27,466 I Explicit)
When Stiles is gravely injured, the only way to save him is for Derek to turn him. However, Derek never did learn exactly what certain bites meant and, without this knowledge, he accidentally claims Stiles as his mate. Alpha werewolves mate forever. However…
Betas don’t.
(1/1 I 30,765 I Explicit)
Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
or
Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did…
Not Looking by paper_back_writer
(11/11 I 53,223 I Explicit)
“Derek and Stiles wake up mated. And all they know about each other are their first names.”
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(1/1 I 7,570 I Explicit I Sterek)
Stiles has to attend a masquerade ball as the McCall representative despite the fact that he distrusts the Hales and certainly doesn’t want to honor them. When he meets a handsome stranger in a private alcove, the evening starts looking up. Of course, it’s just his luck that his plans for a one night stand don’t turn out that way at all.
An anon found this!
(3/3 | 30,673 | Explicit | Sterek)
“Stiles wakes up in his hotel bed in Las Vegas, sticky eyes blinking open to the sight of a stranger sleeping beside him.
A stranger who is male.
And naked.
Stiles promptly falls out of bed.”
Or, the one where Stiles and Derek get drunk in Las Vegas, accidentally get married, go on a road trip, and find love along the way.
@drgrlfriend says it’s this one!
(3/3 I 30,673 I Explicit I Sterek)
“Stiles wakes up in his hotel bed in Las Vegas, sticky eyes blinking open to the sight of a stranger sleeping beside him.
A stranger who is male.
And naked.
Stiles promptly falls out of bed.”
Or, the one where Stiles and Derek get drunk in Las Vegas, accidentally get married, go on a road trip, and find love along the way.
Here’s accidental relationships! - Anastasia
i thought it make believe by leah k (blinkiesays)
(1/1 I 2,641 I Teen I Sterek)
Stiles scrolls up on his text message history and sure enough finds “I’m OK, don’t worry, I’m going back to the hotel room” with a timestamp of 1:30AM and “I think I’m in love I think he’s a werewolf” at 3:00AM.
Stiles stares at his phone for a while in horror.
Scott: HEY LYDIA WANTS TO KNOW WHY YOU CHANGED YR FACEBOOK STATUS TO MARRIED
Well, so would Stiles.
five times Derek and Stiles weren’t actually boyfriends (and one time they were) by HalfFizzbin
(1/1 I 2,862 I Teen I Sterek)
In which Derek and Stiles are essentially a married couple. Except they’re not actually dating.
Turn a Little Faster by skoosiepants
(1/1 I 3,207 I Teen I Sterek)
He shifts back and forth on his feet and tries to psych himself up. He can do this. He’s a badass werewolf, he can totally tell Stiles that they accidentally got werewolf married because—because Stiles was thinking about him, and happened to give him a token of his, uh, affection under the silvery light of the last full moon. Platonic affection, Derek thinks sourly, so he doesn’t get why his wolf feels all warm and fuzzy and bonded all of a sudden.
Honestly, it’s like—why aren’t people accidentally getting werewolf married all the time, if it happens this easily?
anything, anything by drunktuesdays
(1/1 I 5,242 I Explicit I Sterek)
set about 5 years in the future, for a prompt from kalpurna: Stiles wakes up in Derek’s bed in a world where they’re married now, and Derek keeps leaving the room every time he tries to have a conversation about how this happened, since they weren’t even dating
And Also, I Love You by alisvolatpropiis
(1/1 I 7,155 I Explicit I Sterek)
Derek didn’t look at all like Stiles expected. After all, he deliberately chose a school where being a nerd was cool, so he certainly wasn’t expecting his hotter-than-a-thousand-stars roomie to be an actual cool person. Derek has muscles, like everywhere, which he has a tendency to display in skin-tight, sleeveless t-shirts for bands Stiles has never heard of; his jeans are always tight and ripped too, and he has an impressive five-o’clock shadow, the tips of his jet-black hair dyed purple. And his eyes. Stiles is pretty sure he’s only seen eyes like that in comics, or on a movie screen, or in his freakin dreams. They’re somehow simultaneously all of the colors and none of them, transcending something so pedestrian and insignificant as words to encapsulate their beauty. Stiles would come to learn that he’s also wickedly smart, and he plays the guitar and speaks multiple languages, and his sunshine smile is even more alarming that his resting murder face.
The Unexpected Marriage of Peter Hale by moonstalker24
(5/5 I 9,383 I General I Steter)
This is the story of how Peter gets married without technically dating anyone.
“You can bring your boyfriend with you,” Talia says.
Peter stops giving Henry more bits of dried fruit to stare at his sister “Boyfriend?”
“Of course!” Talia gestures at Stiles who looks around behind him with wide eyes. “I’m sure the whole family would be interested in meeting your young man.”
Inevitability (About Damn Time) by accordingtomel
(1/1 I 9,707 I Explicit I Sterek)
“So?” Scott says.
“So?” Stiles sputters, kicking his shoes into the corner and locking the front door behind him. He’d whipped out his phone the second he’d pulled up to the house, and miracle among miracles, Scott actually answered. Of course, he’s not so pleased about that now. “My dad thinks Derek and I are dating, Scott. Did you miss that part?”
The asshole actually has the audacity to laugh. As if this is somehow hilarious to him. Worst best friend ever. “No, I didn’t.”
“This is not funny, Scott.”
“Yeah, it actually kind of is, though.”
Brilliant & Ridiculous by maderr
(1/1 I 10,745 I Mature I Sterek)
All Derek wanted was for the woman to leave him alone and ring up his groceries. How that led to her thinking Stiles is his boyfriend is something he blames on Stiles and his inability to stay out of trouble for five minutes.
My Moon My Man by orphan_account
(14/14 I 15,168 I Explicit I Sterek)
Derek starts paying Stiles visits during full moon nights. They sort of become a couple, but neither of them realizes it. Deaton ends up being the one to enlighten them. And then stuff also happens.
A Strong Heart and a Nerve of Steel by lupinus, uraneia
(1/1 I 21,285 I Explicit I Sterek)
Stiles and Derek wake up married in Vegas. Well, they would have if it was legal.
In which Stiles is the president’s son, Derek is his bodyguard, and Papa President orders them to pretend to be in love for the sake of gay rights.
Or in which uraniea and lupinus combine meeting the Hales, President Papa, waking up married, fake/pretend relationship, First Boy Stiles, and bodyguard Derek into one fic.
UST (An Unfortunate Series of Tropes) by ureshiiichigo
(20/20 I 54,259 I Explicit I Sterek)
Stiles and Derek sitting in a tree, M-A-R-R-I-E-D.
Wait, what?
Or: Stiles thought he and Derek were finally getting to be bros, and then Deaton had to go and ruin everything with his stupid spell.
I found a few! - Anastasia
Lost Scott and Vegas Mishaps by the_overlord
(1/1 I 1,734 I General I Sterek)
The boys wake up to a missing Scott, shaved of eyebrows and a random tattoo of a naked cherub baby, and that’s only the beginning.
Of Goats and Ponchos by magicalcrapulent
(1/1 I 1,832 I Teen I Jennifer/Derek)
“i woke up this morning to find you sitting in my living room with a goat in a poncho??? who are you??? why is the goat wearing a poncho??? how did you get the goat in here i live on the 12th floor???” au
Retraced My Steps To Find You by sourskittles
(1/1 I 10,028 I Teen I Sciles)
This is the story about how Scott, Stiles and Malia wake up in a room in middle of Bangkok with a hangover. Followed by all the trouble that ensues as they retrace their steps to figure out what happened.
(!3/13 I 15,826 I Teen I Sterek)
Stiles and the pack visit Vegas to blow off some steam, only to wake up with no memory of the night before. After interrogating Peter for information they quickly realise that: Boyd is missing, a rival pack has declared a blood feud, hunters are on their trail …and, oh yeah, Derek and Stiles are married.
mousewitchy said: Derek/Stiles, obscure werewolf customs, accidentally werewolf married; bonus points if Derek doesn’t say anything about it at first
I’m avoiding working on my second book so you get this bit of ridiculousness. Like, it’s so super ridiculous, I’m sorry.
It’s not that Derek doesn’t want to tell him. Derek really has no problem telling him, but it’s not a big deal. On the next full moon he just has to give Stiles back the little obsidian wolf figurine and it’ll be like nothing happened, poof, so, really—does Derek have to tell Stiles? It seems a little unnecessary, in the grand scheme of things.
The little wolf stares at him from his dresser, and it’s got an awfully judgy little face for not actually having, like, eyes.
Derek sighs. Yeah, okay.
Damn it.
You’re not looking too bad yourself, nonny. We don’t have a tag for that but here’s some fics. - Anastasia
Is It Cool if I Hold Your Hand? by HalfFizzbin
(1/1 I 1,343 I General)
“So,” says Sheriff Stilinski, raising one eyebrow. “You decided not to play video games at Scott’s, after all?”
“Uh,” Stiles says. His eyes are wide and caught-out, and he’s got his arms wrapped around two giant tubs of popcorn. Beside him, Derek Hale—the same Derek Hale that the Sheriff last saw in his interrogation room—is handing a $20 bill to the cashier and clearly trying to appear as casual as possible. He fumbles the change three times before he gets it into his pocket, though, so it’s a lost cause.
Welcome to Rosie’s Diner can I interest you in an eye-opener? by crossroadswrite
(1/1 I 1,999 I Teen)
When the unfairly attractive couple walks in, at their usual hour, Kat starts humming the wedding march.
Jason elbows her sharply in the ribs, trying to hide his snicker even as he waves nicely at them.
“Fuck they’re so pretty,” he sighs mournfully, “why did they have to be a couple, that’s just unfair.”
“I know,” she commiserates.
(Or: The one where Stiles and Derek are regulars at Rosie’s diner and exactly zero of the employees believe they’re not actually a couple, I mean come on look at them.)
(1/1 I 4,987 I Mature)
The first time they had sex, it was after Derek paid Stiles’ rent. The second time was after Derek bought Stiles’ groceries. It wasn’t hard to work out the pattern. Derek hates himself for taking advantage of Stiles and tries to convince him that any form of payment is unnecessary, but he can’t seem to break the cycle.
Stiles is the Stupidest Person on This Side of The Milky Way by TenSpencerRiedPlease for GoodSourceofFiber
(1/1 I 5,689 I Not Rated)
“Aren’t you at least the least bit curious why everyone keeps asking if you are dating?” Lydia asks.
“No, why?” he says, mostly to be an ass. He didn’t actually care why people thought he was dating Derek.
“Oh my god.” Lydia says taking a shallow breath, rubbing her temples as if she had just gotten the world’s worst brain freeze. “You are the stupidest person in on this side of the milky way,” she says, sighing deeply.
Breakfast for two by MyWolfIsAnAssbutt
(3/? I 8,277 I Not Rated)
Stiles didn’t know how, or when it had happened but suddenly he and Derek had breakfast together every morning. They’d joke and talk about their feelings and sometimes bitch about the townsfolk.
Then that’s when Stiles realized that no matter what, he’d always take Derek’s side over the Argent’s. He didn’t even care what Scott had to say…
(6/6 I 10,755 I Explicit)
Stiles knows what he is to Derek: convenient. He knows that Derek isn’t looking for a relationship, just someone to have casual sex with. Which is why Stiles is so surprised to find Derek setting up a romantic dinner for Valentine’s Day.
With Fire’s Ashy Kiss by the_wanlorn
(1/1 I 30,001 I Teen)
Nobody’s buying Peter’s little act, least of all Stiles.
In which Stiles gets a pet dragon (it’s an accident), Peter is scheming (definitely not an accident), and everyone gets their happy ending.
Stiles and the Eight Groupons by pallidvixen
(10/10 I 60,013 I Teen)
The Sheriff goes a little crazy with Groupons. Derek helps Stiles recover from the aftermath of the sacrifice to the Nematon.
Hey Anon! We think we might have found your fic. Think is the operative word here; there are a few elements that are different, so if anyone knows of a different fic, please pass it along!
Another HUGE THANKS to fantasyforgotten, you wonderful being you.
(30,771 I Explicit I Complete I Warning: Dubcon I Somnophilia, Knotting, 5+1)
Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.
or
Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did…
Enjoy!
–Fluffy and Angsty
mousewitchy said: Derek/Stiles, obscure werewolf customs, accidentally werewolf married; bonus points if Derek doesn’t say anything about it at first
I’m avoiding working on my second book so you get this bit of ridiculousness. Like, it’s so super ridiculous, I’m sorry.
It’s not that Derek doesn’t want to tell him. Derek really has no problem telling him, but it’s not a big deal. On the next full moon he just has to give Stiles back the little obsidian wolf figurine and it’ll be like nothing happened, poof, so, really—does Derek have to tell Stiles? It seems a little unnecessary, in the grand scheme of things.
The little wolf stares at him from his dresser, and it’s got an awfully judgy little face for not actually having, like, eyes.
Derek sighs. Yeah, okay.
Damn it.