Where Did His Eyebrows Go?
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(1/1 | 1,940 | Explicit | Sterek)
His throat is thick, body tense as he rocks forward against the sink, trying to find some friction against the smooth underbelly of the basin. Nothing feels good, there’s no release and somehow through his lust clogged gullet he manages a whimper, “Please, Alpha.”
LOL! No worries bb, I enjoy these kinds of fics too, you’re hardly alone in the grossness ;) Here is an older list where the pack walks in on them, and here is an older list where the Sheriff walks in on them (plus the ones below, of course). Hope you enjoy! -Emmy
Like Aunt Millie’s Dogs by theauthor2010
(1,107 I Explicit I Complete)
Drabble. Sheriff Stilinski walks in on Derek and Stiles. Only Derek…can’t leave.
(1,940 I Explicit I Complete)
His throat is thick, body tense as he rocks forward against the sink, trying to find some friction against the smooth underbelly of the basin. Nothing feels good, there’s no release and somehow through his lust clogged gullet he manages a whimper, “Please, Alpha.”
Good Idea, Bad Idea by bleep0bleep
(1,942 I Explicit I Complete)
“I need to keep my eyes on the road,” Derek says sternly.
Stiles unbuckles his seatbelt. “So keep your eyes on the road, then.”
(1,966 I Explicit I Complete)
Derek and Stiles are caught in the act.
Being Caught in the Act by Gonardo
(3,244 I Explicit I Complete)
Okay, I thought this was going to be a wham bam thank you sir, and the ending was a little fluffy
In Which Derek Fails at Werewolf Super Hearing by
fatalismandyourcrookedface
(3,956 I Mature I WIP)
The Sheriff really didn’t see this coming. Nor did Danny. I’m not sure Finstock knows what sex is. Chris Argent is concerned.
Reckless Business by ColetheWolf
(5,408 I Explicit I Complete) *stepfather!derek
Derek and Stiles get addicted to the thrill of fucking each other shitless when there’s a possibility of getting caught in the act…
All the Times They’ve Been Caught by
SykotecAlpha
(7,492 I Mature I Complete)
“Well, that filled my amusement quota for the day. If you don’t mind Mr. Argent, but I’d really like to get back to screwing my werewolf. Please,” Stiles said with a straight face. Or well, sort of.
Headlong (I’m Falling in A) by hito
(80,931 I Explicit I Complete)
Kink meme fill: When Stiles goes to college, for some reason, he has to share an apartment with Derek, which sucks, because Derek still hates him the most. They fall in love.
There’s no non-weird way to talk about it, Anon–the tag on Ao3 is literally Coitus Interruptus. No joke.
Anyhoo, we have two lists you can take a look at: here and here!
Enjoy the awkward sexy times ;)
Fluffy and Angsty
ANON WAIT YOU NEED A HUG FIRST
Okay, to business.
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I hope that helps, Anon! Hopefully there will be something there that you haven’t read.
Love and Internet Hugs,
Fluffy
P.S. We survived finals, thanks to our sacrifices (of freshmen) to the Finals Gods.
HAHAHA this is the BEST!! Fluffy’s got you covered (with Angsty’s help typing, because Fluffy has places to be tonight).
Also check out this list where the Sheriff walk in on Sterek doin’ the do. ;)
(410 I Teen I Complete)
Scott keeps walking in on Derek and Stiles having sex.
(1,857 I Explicit I Complete I Warning: Dubcon)
Stiles should’ve known better. Stupid werewolves with their stupid werewolf hearing. He should’ve known better than to moan Derek’s name, no matter how quietly. But stupid Derek, with his stupid face, and beard, and abs… And okay, Stiles should’ve known better than to leave his bedroom window open while getting off. Because yeah, stupid Derek with his stupid lurking ways…
Scones And A Show by bella8876
(2,100 I Not Rated (Angsty Says: Explicit) I Complete)
“It’s been six weeks Derek,” Stiles said, his tone pained. “Between school and work and pack stuff we’ve barely even talked on the phone. I’ve been snapping at my roommate and the ladies in the dining hall refuse to give me coffee any more. The only way I managed to get through my lab this morning was knowing that I got to come home and spend some quality time with my boyfriend. I miss you.”
Behind Closed Eyes by Miya_Morana
(2,900 I Explicit I Complete)
The first time it happens, Erica thinks she’s just having a dream. A very hot dream. Or, in which the bond pack has a very peculiar way of manifesting itself when things between Derek and Stiles get…interesting.
(Waiting) Until the Sky Falls Down on Me by oncetherewasapirate
(3,062 I Explicit I Complete)
Or: Why Derek Hale is Never Listening to Stiles Ever Again
Derek’s been cursed by a witch, and as a result, he’s supernaturally super-glued to Stiles until the next full moon.
It wouldn’t be so bad, if the struggle to hide their relationship weren’t real enough to begin with.
Ready, Set, Into The Future by auroreanrave
(4,035 I Explicit I Complete)
Derek and Stiles are on their honeymoon, when it’s in fact the surprise ‘pack bonding’ vacation no one told either of them about.
(4,608 I Explicit I Complete)
And Stiles was laughing, out of breath and panting as he darted across the living room. He had only made it five steps inside the house when the door banged open again and Derek flew in, hot on Stiles’ heels.
Matchmaker, Please by LadyMerlin
(4,852 I Mature I Complete)
When the Sheriff said that he wanted to set Stiles up with one of his deputies, Stiles thought he’d be meeting some chubby, doughnut-loving desk sergeant. He definitely wasn’t expecting Officer Hale.
After significant efforts on the Sheriff’s part, Stiles takes Officer Hale on their first date.
All Bets are On by SerenityShadows
(8,169 I Explicit I Complete I High School AU)
Contrary to what Scott thought knowing Derek Hale’s class schedule did not make her a stalker. It just made her the babysitter of his triplet siblings and they adored him and loved talking about him. Well she had also seen his schedule one time and it wasn’t her fault she had a really kinda freaky memory. Besides her and Derek had been friends since ever so it wasn’t as nearly creepy as Scott made it sound. Well, they were friendly at least.
Vocational Hazards by mostfacinorous
(15,783 I Explicit I Complete I Warning: Panic Attack I Priests AU)
Stiles and Derek are enrolled in the seminary that Father Peter runs.
I Just Wanna Be With You Every Day by Brego_Mellon_Nin
(33,920 I Explicit I Complete I Age Difference)
When his best friend’s son barrels into the kitchen only dressed in a pair of skintight jeans, lean but defined torso on display, Derek knows he’s truly and utterly fucked. Not only is the kid barely eighteen, but he also happens to be the Sheriff’s only son.
Derek makes a vow to himself that he will not seek Stiles out and he’ll get this thing under control.
Love and Internet Hugs/Enjoy the tears (of laughter),
Fluffy and Angsty
HAHAHAHA FLUFFY AND I LOVE THIS TROPE SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO IDEA
(Some of these are more like the Sheriff sees some PDA, or accidentally ends up spying on Stiles and Derek, or other things of a similar nature. But they all pretty much fit the bill.)
Cocoa and Brain Bleach by blcwriter
(1,154 I Mature I Complete)
When he walks in on— well, he’s not sure what it is, except there’s tongue involved, groping and hands, but somehow both Stiles and Derek Hale have managed to wedge themselves into the closet in the pantry, so it’s not really clear who’s mauling whom since both boys are wedged up against the narrow shelving on either side and there’s lots of elbows smacking on woodwork and grunting and— good lord, is that grinding involved?
Laying Down the Law Of Love by Spuri
(1,348 I Teen I Complete)
Derek has never known fear like being cornered in a parking lot by Sheriff Stilinski.
But apparently, he has nothing to be afraid of.
Turn the Camera On/Off by seraphina_snape
(1,708 I Teen I Complete)
Post-3B. Sheriff Stilinski hasn’t gotten around to taking down his new security system. It’s on his list, but somewhere way down and with a pretty low priority rating. That changes one night when the sheriff sees something unexpected. Like Derek Hale and his son, kissing like there’s no tomorrow.
Where it Goes. by DylanOhbrien
(2,208 I Teen I Complete)
John realizes that his son might have a boyfriend.
Or, the times where John realizes there might be something between Stiles and Derek, and he’s sort of okay with it.
We Were Always Unprepared by Captain_Loki
(2,320 I General Audiences I Complete)
The Sheriff had known this day was coming, had realized even before Stiles had hit puberty that eventually there’d come a time when they’d have to have that awkward conversation.
The Sheriff wasn’t exactly prepared for this though, the reality that his son was in love with the exonerated Derek Hale.
Ashes, Ashes by ShanaStoryteller
(2,699 I Teen I Complete)
The Sheriff gets a call at work - someone’s tried to burn down his home with his son inside.
“I thought of you coming here, and finding me dead, of another burnt out husk of a body, something else fire has stolen from you, of you having nothing left to grasp but ashes,” John can’t even call that a whimper, it’s clearly a whine as Derek’s hands tighten against Stile’s hips, as if his boy will shudder to dust at the mere mention of the possibility unless Derek’s hands can hold him into one piece, “and that thought was worse than dying.”
You Found Another Way To Tell The Truth by RemainNameless
(3,393 I Teen I Complete)
The one where the Sheriff finds Derek in Stiles’s room in a compromising position and Derek maybe makes it worse. (Or better.)
Derek POV. Because this is a thing there needs to be more of.
Five Times the Sheriff Found Derek Hale in His Son’s Bedroom by suzvoy
(3,525 I Teen I Complete)
There’s a pattern Sheriff Stilinski just can’t ignore.
Things you do for the people you love by Hepzheba
(5,531 I Teen I Complete)
The prompt was: “in attempts in getting derek and his dad to eat more fruit, stiles resorts to increasingly more annoying measures that provoke accidental outing of himself to his dad as well as his dad and derek bonding.” I spell fruit as vegetable. There’s also someone who eats people’s pets (hint: it’s not a mountain lion).
When Nothing Else Works by hannah_baker
(5,915 I Teen I Complete)
Sheriff Stilinski is slowly and begrudgingly accepting the fact that werewolves exist, regular bad things still do happen sometimes, and his son may or may not be dating Derek Hale behind his back.
Or, the one where having Derek Hale in his bed is the only way Stiles can get to sleep. Much to his father’s annoyance.
(7,631 I General Audiences I Part of the WIP Building Something Series, but stands perfectly fine on it’s own)
“C’mon,” Stiles whines, half-turning. “You can’t drag me into your lap and then expect me not to want to hit that.”
Mark dies a little at ever having heard that phrase come from his son’s mouth, let alone directed at an older, leather-jacket-wearing accused murderer with seemingly permanent three day growth.
Derelictions of Duty by Regann
(10,846 I Teen I Complete)
No one wants to be the bearer of bad news to someone as nice as Sheriff Stilinski — especially when he’s your boss. That’s why none of his employees want to be the first one to tell him about the scandalous goings-on between his only son and the former murder suspect Derek Hale. For all of their sakes, hopefully the Sheriff will find out all on his own…
(Or, 5 times a Beacon County Sheriff’s Office employee witnesses the unique relationship between Stiles and Derek but neglects to tell the Sheriff and 1 time he witnesses it for himself.)
Acacia Honeymoon Hotel by blue_fjords
(12,141 I Mature I Complete)
After dancing around the attraction for years, Sheriff Stilinski and Melissa McCall have finally gotten together. Same goes for Derek and Stiles. Everything is aces. Except the Sheriff and Melissa haven’t told their sons about their relationship, and Stiles hasn’t told his father about Derek. Everything comes to a head during one crazy weekend at the Acacia Honeymoon Hotel. Told from the POV’s of Derek and Melissa.
Fluffy also asked that I pass along this fic, saying: “So I don’t think it really follows the ask, but I just really love this, okay?”. Okay, Fluffy. Okay.
Public Displays of Affection by eeyore9990
(1,023 I General Audiences I Stand-alone fic within the Big Bad John Series)
For the first time since John got a cell phone, he has to change his voice mail. It’s Stiles’ fault, of course.
His message now says:
“You’ve reached Sheriff Stilinski. If you are calling to inform on my son and the activities he participates in with his boyfriend, please hang up now. I would remind you of two facts. One: he is of legal age to do whatever legal activities he so chooses. Two: I am his father and, as such, I really do not need to know which compromising position he was caught in this time. For the love of all things holy, I do not need those mental images.
For all other inquiries, please leave a message after the tone.”
*Crazy cackling in the distance*
—Angsty (with help from Fluffy)