catasterisms asked: "

Hey, so, I think this ask on your lost fic page Derek asks stiles out and they fall in love only for it to be a spell on Derek. He lied and tells stiles he doesn’t love him and there is a teddy bear involved. might be this fic: https://archiveofourown.org/works/687748/chapters/1262610

"

Thank you @catasterisms! And @nerdherderette found it too.

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Originally posted by 4usbearluvrsblog

Easy Trouble by Survivah

(5/5 I 55,953 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek+Stiles+fairies = love spell

“Make love to me,” Derek demands.

What.


Anonymous asked: "

Hi please help! Looking for a story where Derek asks stiles out and they fall in love only for it to be a spell on Derek. He lied and tells stiles he doesn’t love him and there is a teddy bear involved. Hope this is enough info

"

Hi anon! @dramione321 and @nerdherderette and @dimeler says it’s this one.

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Originally posted by kawaiicatyui

Easy Trouble by Survivah

(15/15 I 55,593 I Mature I Sterek)

Derek+Stiles+fairies = love spell

“Make love to me,” Derek demands.

What.


Anonymous asked: "Hi. I am looking for a short fic where hunters trap Stiles and Derek in a circle that can only be broken by emptying all of Stiles's blood, but Stiles works out that semen will work instead."

I know this one too! It’s been deleted but here’s a pdf.

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Originally posted by we-weree-born-to-die-blog

Necessary and Sufficient by saucery


Anonymous asked: "Do you guys have any recommendations similar to ohmyjetsabel's Tiny Houses? That fic checked off so many boxes for me for perfect sterek fic and i'm sorry i'm being so difficult and vague... i guess horror, kid fic, mpreg and slow build would be some criteria? Sorry! and thank you for all you guys do!"

That’s one of my favs! I think I found one similar. - Anastasia

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Originally posted by ooevilynoo

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel

(7/7 I 71,138 I Explicit)

“So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”

***

Tell Me I’m Alive by TatsuKitty

(1/1 I 37,519 I Mature)

This time his nightmares returned. He was surrounded by the pack, laying flat on his back on the broad expanse of the nemeton. He was cold, staring up at the sky as they passively watched him. He lifted his head and saw that he had been bisected. Scott was holding the sword.
Stiles screamed himself awake.

(Or: Post 5A, Stiles and Derek captured by the Dread Doctors and experimented on.)


erkel01 asked: "Hello! I was hoping you could help me find a fic. Sterek- Stiles and Derek have been kidnapped and are kept in a circle by some tunes that are requiring blood to be spilt for them to escape. Only Stiles realized that spunk will work even better and no one has to die. Only after a time or two, Derek has to help Stiles"

Hey @erkel01! @carrozia found this one for you! Another one that I knew I had read but couldn’t find. Thank goodness. - Anastasia

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Originally posted by lamashtu666

Necessary and Sufficient by Saucery

(1/1 I 6,028 I Explicit I Sterek)

Is it even possible for penises to develop Stockholm syndrome?


Anonymous asked: "Hey lovelies. Can you recommend any Sterek fics where Derek and Stiles have to have sex to magically break a spell, curse, make the pack stronger, or escape a tricky situation? I've already discovered and devoured your 'fuck or Die' tag and although awesome, that's not quite what I was looking for. Please continue to be excellent xx"

ooooooh yes, I think I have a few links for you *cracks knuckles*  -Emmy

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Originally posted by smolperalta

The one that immediately came to mind is this series, which we may or may not have used in fuck or die, but I’m adding again cause I love it (and I do what I want ok???)

Making Love Our of Noting at All (Series) by silverlining99 

(27,822 I Explicit I Complete)  *sterek, dubcon, first time

Stuff makes them do it

Now on to other things which should also fir the bill (so much dubcon up in here, let that be an attraction of deterrent on a case by case basis)

The Beast Lies in Sleep by skyshadedblue 

(755 I Explicit I Complete)  *magic makes them do it, dubcon

Stiles takes Derek’s mark using an ancient ritual, thinking it’s the only way to bring back Derek’s ability to transform and save the pack. Instead, he’s unwittingly bound himself to Derek.

Did (K)Not Mean to End Up Like This (Or How Stiles Gets Cursed and Everything’s Fine) by redkislington 

(1,414 I Explicit I Complete)  *werewolf!Stiles, magic makes them do it

“Hey, Der-bear, my lovely bunch of sunshine, how’s it-”

“Stiles, what’s going on?”

Stiles was quiet for a few moments, before he sighed. “I, um… maybe kinda sorta might’ve pissed off a witch?”

If You Die the Little Death by tryslora 

(2,505 I Explicit I Complete)  *magic!Stiles, first time, magic makes them do it

There’s a potential magical trap… and Stiles trips it. Whoops. (Lucky for Derek, it’s all on video…)

The Perils of Fungi by the_deep_magic 

(4,112 I Explicit I Complete)   *sex pollen made them do it

“Yeah, he’ll be fine,” Derek says evenly, hoping Scott is too freaked out to sense that it’s at least two-thirds of a lie because Derek probably knows what this is and Stiles is probably going to be just fine, but poking purple mushrooms with sticks has consequences, dammit.

Like a Beast by Brego_Mellon_Nin 

(5,120 I Explicit I Complete)  *wolf derek, bestiality, magic/spell made them do it

“Um, what… Is that a real wolf? He isn’t… that isn’t a normal werewolf,” the boy stuttered, pulse hammering along.

Peter snorted, “The moron ran afoul of a witch and got himself cursed. She was a rather imaginative lady. Made it so he’d have to have wolfy sex in order to lift the curse. I think her exact words were ‘If you insist on behaving like a beast, I’m gonna make sure you have to fuck as one!’ Isn’t that about right, Derek?”

Derek glared as best he could, ears turned back and teeth showing.

Necessary or Sufficient by Saucery

 (6,028 I Explicit I Complete)  *captivity makes them do it, first time

Is it even possible for penises to develop Stockholm syndrome?

Prim(ordi)al by nameloc_ar_115 

(6,106 I Explicit I Complete)  *feral!derek, curses make them do it, first time

Derek was one of the most taciturn people Stiles had ever met, and yet, he was the one who found himself cursed after back-talking a witch. The universe really fucking hated Derek’s guts.

The Beast You’ve Made Me by MemeKon 

(6,562 I Explicit I Complete)   *dubcon, magic makes them do it, feral(ish)!derek

“Just stay still.” Derek says, almost snarling, teeth elongated into pointy fangs. “I can control it.”

Stiles shudders as Derek rests his face on his chest, clawed hands coming up to grip his sides; he can hear Derek’s agitated breathing, can feel the way he’s pressing Stiles harder, harder, against the wall.

“Sure, big guy,” he breathes out, tapping the fingers of his left hand on his own leg nervously, biting at his lip until the sensitive skin there feels sore, and the cold air coming through the open window makes his lips tingle, wet and abused.

God Damn Witch by sshp4ever 

(6,566 I Explicit I Complete)  *magic made them do it, dubcon

Stiles gets kidnapped by a witch. But does he really want the friendly neighborhood alpha to get involved? Licking ensues. Hints of dubious consent. Magic made them do it. Knotting. *This was just an excuse for porn, leave me alone!*

 I’m Not Immune by moodwriter 

(24,287 I Explicit I Complete)  *kidnapping, magic makes them do it, mpreg, torture, dubcon

“Did they inject anything into you? You can hold me back. You can stop me. I can’t stop you.” Stiles is in full blown panic mode now.

The one where Stiles and Derek get kidnapped, and sex needs to happen for reasons.

Things That Can Be Used Against You by Mewenn 

(39,692 I Explicit I WIP)  *magic!Stiles, spells make them do it, first time

You gotta keep perspective on certain things.

So Stiles will stay in that circle and just lay back and think of Beacon Hills. Or something.

or

Five times Stiles and Derek have sex because magic says it is so and the one time it wasn’t for a spell. (and the three interludes where the adults wonders about what the hell their kids are doing and move the plot forward)

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel 

(77,138 I Explicit I Complete)  *spells make them do it, mpreg, pack dynamics

“So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.”


Team Eyebrows January Fic Recs

We are trying a new thing. Each month we’ll let you know all the fics we’ve read that we really loved. The kind that give you that little shiver for whatever reason. 

The great writing.

The feels. 

The other stuff.

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Originally posted by competitiveeatingfortheelderly

These aren’t fics written this month just what we’ve read. Some of them are way old and some of them are even re-reads. Cause we all have those fics. 

In no particular order:

Anastasia’s List

Magically Werewolf Married - a tumblr fic

Happy Birthday, Mr. Hale by mikkimouse

(1/1 I 4,800 I Explicit I Sterek I College AU, Dom/Sub, PWP)

He expected some level of chaos to greet him. He did not expect to see Stiles standing shirtless in the living room, wearing a sparkly tiara on his head and a pink tutu over his jeans, holding Mia’s tea set in one hand and a plastic sword in the other.

Stiles flushed, pink splotching his cheeks and spreading halfway down his pale, toned chest. Derek wanted to bite it, wanted to pinch those puffy nipples and tease them with his tongue, wanted to shove Stiles up against the wall and make him flush everywhere.

(Or: Derek is a single dad celebrating his 30th birthday. Stiles is the college student who babysits for him. Smut ensues.)

Desperate But Not Serious by sofonisba_found

(1/1 I 13,257 I Explicit I Sterek I College Au, TA!Derek, Porn Star!Stiles)

Stiles is one of the more memorable students in the undergrad Psych class that Derek is assigned to as a TA, and he’s not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing. But when Derek finds Stiles starring on a certain website, his feelings become much more clear.

Gravity’s Got Nothing on You by zosofi

(11/11 I 83,980 I Explicit I  Sterek, Scallison I Fake/Pretend Relationship, Magic)

“Three weeks,” Derek says.

“Still don’t want to,” Stiles says.

“I’ll pay you,” Derek says, and that… that has Stiles interested. Alf’s Antique’s may be a great job, but it’s not a high-paying job, and half of Stiles’s tuition is coming from financial aid, so…

“How much,” Stiles asks, “are we talking here? Because I know your family, dude. And it’ll be kind of awkward after.“

“My family thinks you’re some sort of fucking gift to the world,” Derek seethes, like he’s jealous, “they’ll probably be pissed at me when we break it off, so don’t worry about that. Five hundred bucks.”

“A thousand,” Stiles says, because screw ethics. Also, the Hale family is loaded. Derek can deal.

Stiles Stilinski and the Virginity Visor by breenwolf

(1/1 I 5,927 I Teen I Sterek I Fluff)

Stiles gets a job at McDonald’s.

To Those Who Wait by KouriArashi

(1/1 I 7,404 I Explicit I Sterek I Magic Pollen)

Derek and Stiles stuck in a room together while Derek is under the influence of a magical spell that makes him really, really horny. Basically I just felt like writing smut today.

Tiny Houses by ohmyjetsabel (my review here.)

( 7/7 I  77,138 I Explicit I Sterek I Mpreg, NonCon)

So this is what Stiles does. He lies in Scott’s bed and waits for Melissa to say she’s found someone to get it out of him, to cure him of the wrongness and the bad, and he dreams.

God, he dreams.

He dreams of fire and swollen bellies and that scene in Alien, of giving birth to jackals through his urethra, the whole horrific nine yards. His head is a terrible place to be, he can’t imagine his stomach is much better, why anyone would want to put a thing inside of it.

See Derek Date by mikkimouse

(5/5 I 20,699 I Explicit I Sterek, Cora/Lydia I Human AU)

When Derek sees his ex-boyfriend, Jordan, for the first time in ten years, he tells a little white lie about his love life (or lack thereof). Of course, that all blows up in his face when his sister Cora finds out and demands that Derek bring his (imaginary) boyfriend to her wedding.

Now he’s got one month to change that “imaginary” boyfriend into an actual one.

Emmy’s List:

all earz on me by theteapirate

(1/1 I Explicit I 26,448 I Sterek, Scissac, Matt/Stiles, Stiles/OMC I College AU)

Stiles is a college radio DJ with a talent for pining and hooking up with douchebags. Derek is a college baseball player with a talent for eyebrows and misrepresenting himself. Neither boy is particularly talented at communication.


cookienikki asked: "(I'm on mobile so I can't go to your tags) Could you help me find a fic where stiles gives derek a plant as housewarming and it magically causes them to become mates? They accidentally always touch each other and they don't notice"

Hi cookienikki! Looks like we’ve found your fic–shout out to iheartfillintheblank  and gamerkiddarkness for being awesome and helping us! :)

Lap Magnet by Prairie_Grass

(30,771 I Explicit I Complete I Warning: Dubcon I Mating Bond)

Wherein an ill-advised floral arrangement leads to a whole new definition of obliviousness, accidental mate-bonds, and far more sex and tropes than one fic really needs.

or

Five times Derek and Stiles didn’t notice how close they were (literally) and then a whole bunch of times when they did…

YASSSSSSSSS

–Fluffy and Angsty


Let’s admit it: We’re all secretly pervs

Did you guys know that Fluffy likes to write fanfic? Well, she does (Shameless Plug: she’s the author nerdfightingwhovian on Ao3!), and the other day, I got a glorious series of texts about her writing a certain…something…for the first time in her fanfiction career. 

So, in honor of Fluffy writing a certain…well, you can probably guess what…I’ve made this list of fics. Consider it research/future reference, Fluffy. 

Let’s just assume Explicit for all of these, yeah? ;)

The Alexandrian Solution by Bexless

(5,317 Complete)

“I accept your body!” Stiles says hurriedly. “I accept you. Sexually.”

There is a pause. Derek says, “Thanks.”

Silver (vibrator) Bullet by nothing_left_sacred

(6,087 Complete)

Stiles hadn’t meant for it to become a thing. He’d just been interested in helping out his fellow man. He certainly hadn’t meant for anyone to find out about it.

Or the one where Stiles makes amateur porn, and of course, a certain alpha finds out about it.

Desperate But Not Serious by sofonisba_found

(13,257 Complete)

Stiles is one of the more memorable students in the undergrad Psych class that Derek is assigned to as a TA, and he’s not sure if that’s a good or a bad thing. But when Derek finds Stiles starring on a certain website, his feelings become much more clear.

I Wanna Take a Ride On Your by Sheepnamedpig

(21,407 Complete)

Stiles is…endowed.
Derek…likes it.

Eat, Knot, Love by pandabomb

(29,862 Complete)

Stiles Stilinski, an omega and teenage nobody, is going into heat very soon.

Alpha Derek Hale takes notice.

Mated by otter

(37,712 Complete Warning: Mentions of past Abuse/Rape/Non-Con)

Stiles already had a history with skin magazines for werewolves. It wasn’t like he was new at this, even if his modeling portfolio was completely pathetic. He was cool and collected. He was a jaded professional. He was not at all prepared for working with Derek Hale.

The Sterek Porn Collection by Saucery

(total of 37,824 WIP)

Stiles has a problem. (Actually, Stiles is the problem.) Derek has the solution. (Actually, Derek is the solution.)

The Worst Thing I Ever Did by RemainNameless

(41,088 Complete)

Stiles would say his relationship with Derek is about fifteen percent empty threats, thirty percent sass, ten percent avoiding violence together, and five percent eyebrows.
If anyone asked, he would say the remaining forty percent is mutual orgasms.

It’s a good thing no one ever asks.

Love Comes in Spurts Series by talktowater

(total of 45,259 Complete)

Stiles has always had sort of a hero worship thing going on with Scott’s step-brother Derek so moving into a house with him freshman year was basically fulfilling a childhood fantasy. Discovering how Derek was putting himself through college, well that was a whole other fantasy that Stiles didn’t even know he had.

Dating Backwards by RemainNameless

(85,826 Complete)

Pornstars Derek and Stiles work for the same company. Derek only shoots with werewolves and Stiles only shoots with humans. That’s not going to change after they meet. It’s really not.
(It might.)

Enjoy locking yourself in your room to read these steamy badboys (and congratulations to Fluffy for reaching a new fanfiction milestone),

Angsty

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Anonymous asked: "I was wondering if you knew of any Derek/Stiles/Isaac fic's I feel like I can never find any no matter where I look!"

Sure thing, Anon! Angsty Wolf to the rescue. :D

First thing I would do is check out Teen Wolf Fic Recs, which does rare pairings such as this one, and maybe The Stisaac Library, which does Stiles/Isaac fics. Also check out our links page for a list of other sites that might be able to help! 

But here’s what I could find for you (note that all of these have warnings for Underage):

Troika by Saucery

(1,438 Explicit I Note: Alpha/Beta/Omega Part of The Sterek Porn Collection Series, which is mainly Sterek fics)

A curse temporarily transforms Derek into an Omega during the full moon.

My Family by believeitgirl

(2,920 I Explicit I Complete)

During training Derek snaps at Isaac and realizes a minute too late what he’s done. Stiles is there to pick up the pieces—for both of them.

How to Fill an Empty Loft by vampireisthenewblack

(5,475 I Explicit I Complete) 

Derek returns to Beacon Hills in search of a connection. He finds it in Stiles and Isaac.

Can’t keep Me Down Series by Zethsaire

(currently 42,021 I Mature I Warning: Rape/Non-Con WIP)

When Stiles kills Peter and becomes an Alpha without being turned, Derek has to find a way to train him while protecting his own pack.

Mostly canon through Season 2.

Make A Beast Out Of You by Moriartys_Minion

(63,405 Explicit I Warning: Rape/Non-Con I Includes other pairings for these characters I WIP but possibly abandoned. Long enough to have a good read, though!)

Only Stiles could go visit colleges for a weekend and come back to Beacon Hills as a newly turned sex demon. A really hungry sex demon.

Desolate Series by Vague_Shadows 

(currently 435,658 Explicit Warning: Rape/Non-Con I WIP)

Derek stops short the moment his eyes fall on the huddled mass in the corner. The beta lying crumpled there is trying desperately to make himself seem as small as possible and cover his most vulnerable areas. It takes Derek almost a full minute to realize who it is and another to realize that he’s wearing tattered, blood-stained remains of the clothes he disappeared in over four months ago. The acrid stench clinging to him tells such a vivid story of the atrocities he must have endured while he’s been missing that Derek thinks he might be sick.

“Stiles?” he asks in disbelief.

Hope this helps you get started! 

Angsty