Yeah boi
yeah

ladymariayuri:

pornhub.com/search/redemption

pornhub.com/search/forgiveness

lesser-robot-cat:

vexwerewolf:

vexwerewolf:

vexwerewolf:

vexwerewolf:

Organised crime? Nah girl I’m into disorganised crime. If a goon doesn’t have ADHD they aren’t getting hired

Cops can’t stop us if they don’t know what we’re doing, and they can’t find out if we have no idea either

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Nah I’m safe it wouldn’t happen twice

Minions stop this post from reaching 1k

On it, boss! Gettin’ this post to 10k, just like you said!

crowwkui:

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i’m never going to recover from this 🙇

lamphous:

hyrude:

i’ve searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can’t find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

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matched set

orcboxer:

orcboxer:

i go to a gay bar and notice the furry convention’s in town. i see a fine lookin bear remove his fursuit, revealing that underneath, he’s also a fine lookin bear. I raise my eyebrows and say “woof” and all the cat furries immediately hiss and scatter

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2006-honda-civic:

bewbin:

you were born in 2006? what are you? a Honda Civic?

can i fucking help you?

fuckmaster-unlimited:

mapletree100:

fuckmaster-unlimited:

hi people it’s dember. but soon it will not be

Now Jary :)

it’s jary :)

maple-syrup-drinker:

daughter-of-sapph0:

vanilla-kitty:

dreamquestofunknownkadath:

dreamquestofunknownkadath:

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One of my favorite genres of post

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Tumblr user freakoutgirl writes, "damn the sadness really does last forever" then adds a photo of Jensen Ackles bending over and diving chin-first into a birthday cake. The follow-up reblog adds, "Didn't mean to use that picture".ALT


Tumblr user cornsnoot writes, "most sexual beast in the ocean" then adds a low-resolution photo of Homer Simpson with his eyes closed, mouth agape, tilting his head up. The follow-up reblog adds, "that wasn;t the file I clicked" in enlarged text.ALT
Tumblr user hetaari writes, "Mama Mia it's-a Wednesday" then adds the photo "A najed plunge into a bath" by Kerry Skarbakka. The follow-up reblog adds, "WRONG FUCKING IMAGE". Tumblr user curlicuecal reblogs with "no that's what Wednesdays are like".ALT
Tumblr user tigerdrop posts a photo of a wine holder statuette of an Italian chef posed in a way that it looks to be drinking the bottle and writes, "Happy trans gendar day of visibilty". The follow-up reblog adds, "Not. the picture I wanted. to post".ALT
Tumblr user vikingofficial writes, "Wanting to rail but also be railed" then adds a photo of an abnormally long purple Furby sat at a cluttered office table. The follow-up reblog adds, "wrong fucking picture".ALT
Tumblr user theitskid asks, "youre fuccckied in the head..." then adds an image of Sasamori Ryouta behind bars. Tumblr user aliveburs responds, "? why that picture". The follow-up reblog adds, "kind of impossible to if im honest" and includes a picture of theitskid's replies: "that was a misclick" and "ignore thay".ALT
Tumblr user dark-wizard-guy-fieri writes, "Actually, I don't know if I'm bigender. That's alright. Might've just unlocked cisgender+ instead". The follow-up reblog adds, "I'VE FIGURED IT OUT. My gender is LITTLE GUY" with a drawing of a big-bootied Vegeta ostensibly taking a mirror selfie, posing with Gandalf with big naturals, and Beavis with tits in front. A second follow-up adds, "WRONG FUCKING PICTURE".ALT
A screenshot of Discord user asheoki writes, "When your friend gives you 1 (one) compliment" and attaches a close-up photo of a fish inside a pair of jeans' pocket. It is visibly wet, and there is a pink shirt. The follow-up text says, "WRONG IMAGE" and "JGXHCJLHLDUDL". Tumblr user novah-the-booi reblogs with "fish in da wet denim Thursday".ALT
Tumblr user jamesspadersankthatsub writes, "Still a chance for me to get out of jury duty as it turns out. I am going to try". The follow-up reblog adds, "Mfw excused from jury duty" and a photo of a YouTube thumbnail depicting VTuber Watame the Sheep underneath glowing pink text that reads, "I beat my meat". The video is one minute forty-seven seconds long. A second follow-up reblog adds, "Hmm. not the right pic". Tumblr user supergameboytwo reblogs with "Yeah it is".ALT
Twitter user @poklina (username michael-elliot 🐬👑👽) writes, "ppl will see a gay man and go 'shut up twink' when he looks like this" then adds a photo of the man with a shrunken head from Beetlejuice. The follow-up reply adds, "not the image i meant to use".ALT

I have these saved in a folder called “wrong picture, Kronk”

rubensmuse:

grootficguy:

it must feel good as hell when you’re a horse and you take a big bite out of an apple like ttshoke

your command over onomatopoeia is unmatched bestie

hooved:

FUCK it was in parallel australia

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cryoverkiltmilk:

ikeepseeingghosts:

If anyone is more interested in the work behind the Gävle goat there is apparently a documentary here, mostly in swedish, but what I found most charming is that you can climb into the goat through a door in it’s behind.

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And if you ever wondered: yes, according to rumors a couple have fucked in the Gävle goat. In 1966 in fact, the first year it was up and before any kind of arson. I don’t know why they threw that into the documentary but this goat has layers is all I’m saying.

Uppdate: The link seems dead, here is a drive link with the documentary, now with both swedish and english subtitles :)

Like for the goat to burn. Reblog for people to fuck inside the goat.


Hopefully not at the same time.

dinocaptain:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

chaumas-deactivated20240115:

constantly making airy offhand comments to my preferred younger son about how he’s next in line for the throne after his brother but he still hasn’t killed my detested firstborn for me. kids these days have no fucking initiative.

I keep sending them off on “boar hunts” together and wouldn’t you know? they keep coming back after with big smiles and boar heads and the unmistakable stench of brotherly camaraderie. what sick sad days are these!

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two types of advisors

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