
What if I had so much faith in you it literally reshaped the narrative into a happy ending HAHA JK UNLESS
society's infantilization of decorated objects is honestly one of the greatest recent crimes against humans' innate desire for beauty
"the toothbrush/hairbrush/bike/vanity desk with flowers on it is For Kids! this plain beige one is For Adults!"
I am literally throwing you into a volcano
MASS EFFECT 1: LEGENDARY EDITION (2021) ♡ dev. Bioware
“I saw… I don’t know what I saw. Synthetics– Geth, maybe–, killing people… slaughtering them.”
A twitch streamer calling for his “mods” is exactly the same as a king asking for his knights to execute someone
It should be illegal for you to make bad posts
well its not so look at my bad posts boy

im sorry what you mean my good bitch is up there named NiceBoy McWhitename and she’s dragging STEVE
i fucking LOVE creating things with my friends!!! let's talk about our ocs and put them in situations!! let's make a song together or share our writing!! let's connect on a meaningful and artistic level!!!
me: i’m being too open on here. i feel so exposed. i don’t want other people to think i’m a wreck. (looks at my blog to find offending posts to delete because i feel too vulnerable)
last personal text post, 16 hrs ago: i’m having a great day i ate a bagel with cream cheese :)
THE TUMBLR HORSE DERBY
WELCOME TO THE FIRST TUMBLR HORSE DERBY (that i know of, anyway)
HOW TO HORSE: 🐎🐎🐎
- Vote for your FAVOURITE horse to make them go faster! (yknow, like those carnival horse derby games!)
MAY THE BEST HORSE WIN
CHOOSE YOUR RACER🐎🐎🐎🐎
🐎Little Big Huge
🐎 CLOPFUCKER 5000
🐎Father Chrysler
🐎I Like Your Shoelaces
🐎THE END OF ALL THINGS
🐎squanch
🐎of course
🐎honse
🐎Sisyphus of Plinko
🐎cheese charcuterie
See Results(also sample size reblog yadda yadda yadda HORSE)
i hope i’m not only a beloved mutual to you but also an annoying mutual-in-law to someone else
MASS EFFECT 1: LEGENDARY EDITION (2021) ♡ dev. Bioware
“I saw… I don’t know what I saw. Synthetics– Geth, maybe–, killing people… slaughtering them.”














