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Casting a spell on you that makes you happy, by the way. Your day tomorrow will be pretty good. Something nice will happen, maybe.
if i had a lame ass boyfriend i would hype him so much i would make him wait out side so i could go in first and be like get ready here comes the most specialest boy ever if you dont cheer and clap for him ill fucking blow this whole building up
wow babe you’re really good at staying up incredibly late and barely sleeping every night
my friend and I were arguing over this today so please tell me
hi guys. everything feels so bad and i want to scream and cry. but i will keep seeking joy anyway. love you bye
truly some people have no genre savviness whatsoever. A girl came back from the dead the other day and fresh out of the grave she laughed and laughed and lay down on the grass nearby to watch the sky, dirt still under her nails. I asked her if she’s sad about anything and she asked me why she should be. I asked her if she’s perhaps worried she’s a shadow of who she used to be and she said that if she is a shadow she is a joyous one, and anyway whoever she was she is her, now, and that’s enough. I inquired about revenge, about unfinished business, about what had filled her with the incessant need to claw her way out from beneath but she just said she’s here to live. I told her about ghosts, about zombies, tried to explain to her how her options lie between horror and tragedy but she just said if those are the stories meant for her then she’ll make another one. I said “isn’t it terribly lonely how in your triumph over death nobody was here to greet you?” and she just looked at me funny and said “what do you mean? The whole world was here, waiting”. Some people, I tell you.
"trust your gut" is such evil advice it's like. my gut is telling me there's 1000 ways everyone including friends want to attack and kill me like it's Dark Souls over here
can you all forget everything you know about me pls I really want to start again but be cooler this time.
i know it's a little bit toxic but nothing is more satisfying to me than when a fictional character who is generally very dignified, polite, and calm even under pressure is finally persuaded to unleash their anger and it fucking explodes out of them with enough molten volcanic rage to level entire cities
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Hi I'm 1 years old and learning to read through your posts. Cigarette.
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very good job using your words! will someone get this toddling bitch a smoke
late night discussions
this is a continuation to this btw. had this on my mind once again and i reallyyyyyy wanted to post it hehe. love looking at their early interactions.
summary: Klara comes over to Tobias an awful day at work. The friends end up talking abt their backgrounds or something at some point.
warnings: vague mentions of murder and assasinations, unethical research
feel like we forreal dont talk about dhalgren (1975) enough on the commie faggot pervert website
This is the funniest shit that has happened to me on tumblr thank you for making me laugh mystery hater and hateie
how well can you recognize the characters of amc's the terror uquiz
disclaimer: i have face blindness and i had no idea who anyone was the first SEVERAL times i watched the show. there is no judgment here <3
Me reaching what looks suspiciously to be the end of my rope: oobh i got plany off rope
overheard someone say that lesbians don’t have male icons the way gay men have female icons…. baby you have not logged onto tumblr dot com. the lesbians are dedicating blogs to men who look like the default mii
big pharma will try to sell u $20 cold medicine like spicy ramen doesnt cost like a dollar a pack and orgasms are free
big chemist will try to sell you £20 paracetamol like beans dont cost like a quid a can and havin a wank costs fock all
『💎』 — dragon age: the veilguard scenery ; 5/?
Something about this is oddly beautiful. Somebody took the time out of their day to create these elemental cats. I think this has given me more will to live.
『🐦⬛』 — "Poisoned ballista bolts. Guaranteed to solve your blighted dragon problem. Let's bring them down, Rook!"
if you make an OC that you are genuinely insane over, like you are obsessed with this freak and can't stop thinking about them, then it will rub off on other people. the virus spreads
but (and this is the most important part) you HAVE to be insane about them. you can't just make an OC and be normal about them, they have to consume your thoughts
everyone reblogging this and saying in the tags that they don't talk about their OCs online much: just do it. have fun. you will make friends
me: oh yay! i love fortune cookies 🥰 can’t wait to see what my fortune is! 😄💕
this cookie: kill yourself and shut the fuck up
wish the human body had like a crash log or something so I could pin shit down. Why am I having a sudden spike of anxiety when I’m just sitting here? Well it looks like there’s a conflict here between my medication and the better foliage mod
i would love to talk about moral ocd its just that like any time i mention it i worry im coming across like an asshole whos trying to excuse his bad actions and shitty behavior
On 2 separate occasions in this 20 second video I thought this cat was gonna be absolutely COOKED
